Porn of a different kind
Munchkins, there will be no spanking porn tonight, because your hostess has just got her mitts on a brand-new fresh-smelling Macbook.
Please entertain yourselves while I have sex with my computer.
Thank you.
Daily picture archive 12 - 23 June
Over the course of my short break, I’ve neglected to post the picture archives, but never fear:I’ll catch up with them soon enough. All it will take is a couple of posts with 12 pictures instead of the usual 9.
Hmm, 12 thumbnails with links to free galleries… Not much of a hardship, I think.
To deprave and corrupt
The BBC has an article about the lovely people who decide what should be considered obscene. It interviews the head of the Obscene Publications Squad - a group of 11 men and 1 woman who watch icky porn all day, and decide whether it’s icky enough that it will “tend to deprave and corrupt those likely to read, see or hear” it (as per definition of obscenity).
My favourite part of the article is where the guy talks about his ability to do the job:
“If you see something which is raw, misogynistic, aggressive and violent you don’t become desensitised to it. What is not right is never right.”
I wonder if in his opinion, it follows that “what is not right” will never tend to corrupt and deprave those who watch it?
Or simply that he and his officers are incorruptible, whereas all the other folk should be protected from icky porn, just in case they don’t have that strong moral centre that doesn’t shift?
Poison Ivy Bondage
The latest edition of xkcd has made me giggle, in a sympathetic sort of way:

Dude. Next time? Pack rope.
(Marks the time until the first comment appears singing praises to the feeling of poison ivy on one’s butt.)
Lupus Pictures Official Blog
Yes, finally: every single person who still, despite numerous reports, isn’t sure that the Lupus canings are real, - as well as those who still wonder if the dastardly werewolves eat innocent girls for breakfast (after thrashing the living daylights out of them) - can be sent to the source.
Michal A. Valášek, the Lupus Pictures executive producer (a.k.a. computer boy) has started a behind-the-scenes Lupus blog. Yes, it’s in English.
It so happens that one of the first posts he put up is about the evil implement that awaits me the next time I go over to shoot with them. He’s bought it specially in a flea market. I’m… overjoyed. Yes, that’s the word, overjoyed.
There are also going to be lots of pictures of spanked girls, so go forth and feast your eyes.
Switching, magician-style
Back to our regular pervy schedule, munchkins.
The girl in this cartoon gives a new meaning to the concept of switching. Why cut a switch to punish your naughty brother, when you can just get the tree to do it itself?
There’s something about that :)
Free daily picture archive 3 - 11 June
Ooh, you seductive devil
The return of a charming fan comment:
u r so beautiful as i saw u in ur pic. I just want to be spanked by u. Would u like to be my mistress?
Why, let me think about it for a few seconds…
No.
The Viking Queen whipping
I love the emotion in this scene from The Viking Queen, and the music that underlines the tension. That’s something I miss in spanking movies: a proper soundtrack. (Ah well, another thing to take care of when I’m a millionaire.)
Scratching the caning itch
Some nights, I just wish I could cane somebody, now.
I wouldn’t mind if it was her:

Then I could do this:









