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Doing your make-up like a whore
This one is for the girls.
YouTube is full of make-up tutorials, and this parody one teaches you an invaluable lesson: how to look really cheap. (Check out this girl’s other videos – they are hilarious.)
(Is it bad that I want to replicate this look for a school scene some time, and see if I can give Headmaster a heart attack?)
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Max Mosley interviewed on Radio 4
This morning on “Today” programme John Humphrys spoke to the privacy campaigner (and flaming pervert in the best sense of the word) Max Mosley about the issue of balancing free speech with the right to privacy – as applied, in this instance, to the England football captain John Terry, who’s been shagging somebody the press thought he oughtn’t.
Mr Mosley is as eloquent as John Humphrys is probing, and it’s a very enlightening debate. Have a listen (if you’re reading this through a feed reader, you may need to click through to the site to see the embedded player):
One note, though: if, as John Humphrys says, “nobody was hurt” in your case, Mr Mosley, perhaps you weren’t caning hard enough?
3D porn on the way
The word from Abel is that adult entertainment is about to join in the 3D cinema revolution. The director Tinto Brass is planning to remake his 70s naughty film Caligula in shiny 3D. It even has whippings, I’m told. Cool, or what?
I mean, this isn’t what (the rather wonderful) 3D Kink is doing with their virtual bondage game, where you can create a girl and spank her to your heart’s content. This is more like Avatar. You go to the cinema, put on the funky specs, the lights die down…
Hang on. You need to go to the cinema to see your pr0n? I don’t think this new thing is going to catch on just yet, unless somebody is developing a 3D television and computer monitor right now.
Draco Malfoy gives a spanking
While the Mood police raid debate carries on in the comments to my previous post, allow me to inject some fluff into the proceedings.
Are you familiar with “wizard rock”? It’s a genre of music that introduces songs written about or from the point of view of characters in Harry Potter novels. I’m not normally keen on it, but I accidentally heard the following song, and it’s cheerful perviness stole my hearts.
Astoria Greengrass is a girl Draco Malfoy goes on to marry. She only features in the epilogue, and only as a grown woman, but the wizard rock band Swish and Flick give her teenage self a voice in this song. Pay particular attention to the second verse:
Here are the lyrics, in case you find the tempo too rapid:
I’ve had bite marks on my neck each night ever since
We got caught snogging in the library by madame Pince.
Asked me to be your girl and I was not hard to convince,
And you became my one and only pure-blood prince.
That blissful night beneath the bleachers on the quidditch pitch,
Under the full moon glowing brightly like a golden snitch
I lay beneath you and basked in all your radiance,
You shined above me and I bathed in all your brilliance…
Shine on me, shine on me my perfect star;
You’re better than that stupid boy with the stupid scar!
Shine on me, shine on me my perfect star –
There is nothing in the sky shining brighter than you are…You’re the prince of the scene,
You are my pure-blood Slytherin dream.
You’re the king, I’m your queen,
You are my pure blood slytherin dream.In the corridors you act like I don’t exist,
But when we’re all alone you say its me you can’t resist.
Told all your friends, and now the whole school knows about
That night with you, and now the boys all think that I put out!
But they don’t understand I only gave myself to you;
Only you can make me do those crazy things we do…
I’ve never really been with many other boys or men,
I’ve never really liked the bondage, chains, or S and M –
But something makes me feel so wonderfully good inside
when you dominate me like that, when my hands are tied.
I’ve been a bad girl, and you give me what I deserve:
You can punish me and I won’t think you are a perv.Chorus
We share a mutual hatred of Ronald Weasley,
You can put a hex on Hermione to please me.
I was so happy when you kicked Harry in the face:
He thinks he’s so hot cuz he’s the savior of the wizard race.
I understand you’re a little disenchanted
By the Death Eaters who took you for granted.
You couldn’t bring yourself to use the killing curse,
And now the Dark Lord is mad at you to make things worse!
I’ll do my best to protect you from You Know Who,
But don’t expect me to put my life on the line for you –
I would do anything for love but I won’t do that:
I’m a pure blood princesses not your freaking door mat!Chorus
You put me down, you pull my hair, but I don’t care,
‘Cause you’re my pure-blood Slytherin dream.I know that this thing is gonna last forever:
Trelawney told me we’re destined to be together.
We’ll share the joys of life and all the laughter,
And we will live evilly ever after,
Evilly ever after…
S&M video producer in Hungary raided by police
A reader* has alerted me to an item on a Hungarian news site, according to which a S&M film studio was raided by the police after a model complained that her treatment went further than she had consented. Three people were arrested.
The Google translator rendition is quite garbled as usual, so any Hungarian-speaker would be welcome with a human version of the story. [EDIT: Krampus had a go at translating the story for us. Find his version below, sans the final paragraph - thanks, Krampus!] As far as I can understand, the woman is a vanilla model who signed up to do a S&M shoot purely for the money, and then found that the pain was greater than she wished to experience. She claims that although her contract contained a safeword, this was not honoured when she used it.
The most interesting information is contained in the last paragraph. If I decyphered it correctly, it looks like the producers can be prosecuted not only on the basis of this incident, but for any previous film they had made, as in Hungarian law consent isn’t a defence against an assault (?) charge. Therefore, modelling contracts aren’t an expression of consent.
The article doesn’t name the producer, but both Mood Pictures and Elite Pain appear to be offline.
* Identify yourself in the comments if you wish – and thanks for writing in.
EDIT. A partial translation by Krampus:
Beaten woman reports SM filming to police.
On Sunday the police cracked down on the shooting of an illegal SM porno film. After some delay a woman who was brutally beaten in a studio in Ujpest [a neighbourhood not far from central Budapest] reported the matter to the police. This emerged at the police’s press conference on Wednesday. There are three suspects.
[photograph captioned: Implements from the scene]
At the weekend the police pounced on the location of the shooting of a porno film in Budapest IV, and were thus able to interrupt the shooting of an SM film. Several people were taken away; in all three men were suspected of violations of personal freedom and causing bodily harm.
At the press conference police superintendent Jozsef Baranyi reported that in the past week the Ujpest police station had received an anonymous letter written in a shaky hand. He added that the letter had been written by a mother of seven who was thus one of the injured. The woman left her mobile so that the police were able to contact her number in the letter.
The woman had replied to a job advertisement promising a remuneration of between 100,000 and 200,000 forint . There was no mention of sex, but nuditywas a requirement. It was emphatically stated that it did not involve any work. The woman was unemployed, in an extremely bad financial situation, and therefore replied to the advertisement. She signed a contract, but did not receive a copy. They explained that it was all about a sado-masochistic shoot, but they lied when they told her that she would be very lightly hit, or only pretend-hit and she would play at feeling pain.
When they came to the studio in Ujpest, to the revolving stage, they tied her to a bed and immediately began to beat her. Another r woman had to thrash her with a cane, a whip and a wide plastic thing. Later they they tied her to a bench and to an iron pipe. There was a moment when the woman who was being thrashed was no longer able to bear the beating. A sign had previously agreed and they had promised that if she said the word they would stop the beating. According to the superintendent the sign was that she should say “Stop it, I beg you, my lord!” . However, she begged in vain, the producer took over thrashing her and the woman was beaten until she was bleeding.
At the studio they offered recordings of sessions for sale, but it was also possible , for money, to watch live, active sessions on line. According to the police, many of the videos shot in the studio recorded long-drawn-out brutal beatings. In the studio there was also a room fitted out like a hospital pharmacy, with medicines and painkillers. In that place thee was an orderly of the medical ambulance service whose job it was to provide first aid. They questioned him as the sole witness.
According to the report the police observed the place on the weekend of 23-24 January, but on Saturday they pounced. The raid was a success as a result of the strong police action because the studio was protected by strong security. In reply to a question the superintendent said that the studio had been set up in a disused house in Szilagyi Street. A total of 14 persons stepped forward, among them the injured parties and the witness, and finally also the three suspects. They had arrested one of the three men but they had not gone on to keep him in custody: for the present he remained a free man. The superintendent resolutely denied the news report that a policemen would also be found to be involved in this business. Among the persons injured in the SM film shoot up to now there were five well-known women who had also reported the matter to the police, but the police were still looking for more persons who had been injured. The superintendent thought there might be more than ten, and he believed they might include a number of males. According to information obtained none of the injured was under 18.
From the mail bag
I always get plenty of silly comments and emails, but this week has been particularly fruitful. Is it full moon? Is it a winter freeze in the brains?
These wonders are just from the last three days:
“have sex with me” – Yep, that’s the entire comment. On a post from 2006. Imagine this guy’s surprise if I suddenly responded, “sure, let’s have sex. Let’s have sex today“.
“Wow this must hurt, why not shoot normal porn movies instead, it doesn’t hurt?” – I dunno… ’cause maybe I want “it” to hurt? Did you think that maybe becoming a spanking model was an informed choice? Thanks for your concern, and everything.
“Do you do private sessions? I’m in North Carolina.” – Even if I did private sessions (which might happen some time), it would get pretty expensive to fly me to North Carolina, mate. Usually, if somebody asks me about one-to-ones, I can recommend a girl who does do them, but how extensive do you think my network is?
Then there’s a long, detailed email from somebody who wants to shoot a spanking movie with me, but he wants to use a stationery camera on a tripod, do the spanking himself, and he doesn’t have a website to distribute the film. Explain to me, please, how this is not actually a one-to-one.
“Ur not normal.” – Nope. You got it right, girl. I’m not normal. Neither are my friends. We get together and have not-normal tea parties.
I’m hesitant to hit “publish” on this post, in case another juicy piece of mail comes in just as I post. Ah, well…
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Story: ‘Part of the Family’ (M/mf, OTK, hairbrush)
In the evening, after cocoa and biscuits, Mother went to put Cathy to bed, and Daddy turned to me and Adam.
“We have something to chat about, don’t we?” He didn’t look angry, or anything, but I could see in his face that he was going to go through with what he’d said in the car. We were definitely getting it. “You can clean up the dishes, and then come to my den. May I advise you not to take too long.”
That last warning came just as I’d resolved to lick each plate clean, twice.
When Daddy left us alone, I sighed, dragging myself to my feet. “Ooh, boy,” I said in a tiny voice.
“Shut up,” said Adam; I think, he meant for it to come out fiercely, but instead it sounded all wobbly. Even his mouth looked wobbly.
“If I shut up, we’re still in for it,” I said, picking up everybody’s cocoa mugs. “Daddy said…” I swallowed. “He said it would be the hairbrush next time.”
Naughty video games
If you like old video games, but feel that something is missing from them, perhaps this list of “10 most perverted old school video games” will add something to your gaming experience.
The games it describes are not perverted in our sense of the word: they just have an erotic component. They are mostly an exercise in objectification, and therefore very much a guilty pleasure. I can live with that, though.
My favourite on the list is a Japanese game The Yakyuken Special:
First you select from a stable of cute Japanese girls to play Rock-Paper-Scissors against… After you pick one, she politely gives her name, measurements and age, and then challenges you to Rock-Paper-Scissors. If you win, she removes a piece of clothing. Then there’s a video of her dancing. But not a sexy, stripper dance. All the girls dance like adorable bouncing princesses.
It sounds adorable, but I think that a sound spanking in the end, when the girl has lost all of her clothes, would improve things immesurably.
via @wilhelminawang
