12 Days of Spanking Toys: Little Paddle

(Days 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 and 11.)

There has never been a girl more delighted that the holidays are officially over. I’m sitting on a bottom that’s stinging all over, with a spot of deeper pain here and there . But there are no more spankings coming (not in this series, anyway), so I’m happy.

We didn’t take a “before” pic with the little paddle, because there are plenty of pictures today anyway, what with the aftermath shots.

Mr Haze did manage to snap a “during” shot. I think this was ’round about when the slipper had just landed:

He didn’t strike unusually hard for the most part, but the last stroke of each implement was a proper, hard stroke. And the cumulative effect, well…

Straight after the last cane stroke, not yet fully realising it was over:

So… here’s the whole pile of implements, clutched tenderly to my heart. (Before I throw them in the fire.) Today’s little paddle is upright on the left.

And then Mr Haze had the bright idea to shove me out into the garden, into the snow:

And this, munchkins, is it for the 12 days of spanking toys. Goodnight.

Comments

14 Responses to “12 Days of Spanking Toys: Little Paddle”

  1. eliane on January 5th, 2010 11:13 pm

    A cold, wet tawsing one day, followed by being chucked in the snow the next? Someone is a bad and evil man!

  2. Emma Jane on January 5th, 2010 11:45 pm

    Awww you look so sad in pic number 3, just want to give you lots of hugs :)

    Well done you lovely, brave girl!

    xxx

  3. Indy on January 6th, 2010 4:44 am

    Oh my! Pushing you out in the snow was a truly evil capstone. I’m wondering if Mr Haze has been spending too much time recently with a mean, toply crowd!

    The during and just after photos are quite lovely, even if it is probably time to invite a whipping girl to stay for a few days!

  4. Simon on January 6th, 2010 6:13 am

    @eliane – Oh come now, he isn’t all that evil! He let her wear shoes!

  5. eliane on January 6th, 2010 9:26 am

    @simon – she’s got crocs on! Crocs aren’t shoes – they have no backs, and are full of holes!

  6. Simon on January 6th, 2010 10:57 am

    @elaine – I agree. Mr Haze was evil.

    (And I’m not the Simon above…)

  7. Lancisto on January 6th, 2010 6:00 pm

    I’m looking forward to next season’s metricated Twenty Days of Christmas.

  8. Adele on January 6th, 2010 8:06 pm

    Lancs, in the words of Master Yoda, up the fuck shut.

  9. krampus on January 7th, 2010 12:22 am

    If you invented the game but were left with a surplus of negative feelings, perhaps Mr Haze was trying to tell you something.

  10. Lancisto on January 7th, 2010 2:31 am

    Why are people saying “evil” like it’s a bad thing?

  11. krampus on January 7th, 2010 3:53 am

    My reading of the correspondence re Mr Haze’s treatment of Adele’s bottom suggests that the words “evil” in this context is meant to mean “naughty,naughty!”

  12. Simon on January 7th, 2010 7:08 am

    (The first Simon) Please, everyone – the poor girl is standing in the snow naked from the waist down and you’re complaining that her shoes have holes in them?

    Thank you Adele for sharing your Christmas gifts with all of us.

  13. Bigjay on January 28th, 2010 7:45 am

    What I was hoping to get from this, apart from a grin on my face because I seem to like the way Mr. Haze thinks and the way Mrs. Haze writes, was a good comparative view of all the implements. For example, how does a tawse compare to a slipper and things like that.

  14. Adele on January 28th, 2010 7:48 am

    I don’t think it would be a good way to compare implements, Bigjay. I’d have to compare equal numbers of strokes, and preferably when my bum wasn’t alternately sore or numb from other implements.

    But if you must know, the giant wooden spoon was the biggest mistake. Owww.

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