Comments on: 12 Days of Spanking Toys: Little Paddle

By: Adele

Adele — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 06:48:14 +0000

I don’t think it would be a good way to compare implements, Bigjay. I’d have to compare equal numbers of strokes, and preferably when my bum wasn’t alternately sore or numb from other implements.

But if you must know, the giant wooden spoon was the biggest mistake. Owww.

By: Bigjay

Bigjay — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 06:45:49 +0000

What I was hoping to get from this, apart from a grin on my face because I seem to like the way Mr. Haze thinks and the way Mrs. Haze writes, was a good comparative view of all the implements. For example, how does a tawse compare to a slipper and things like that.

By: Simon

Simon — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 06:08:10 +0000

(The first Simon) Please, everyone – the poor girl is standing in the snow naked from the waist down and you’re complaining that her shoes have holes in them?

Thank you Adele for sharing your Christmas gifts with all of us.

By: krampus

krampus — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 02:53:52 +0000

My reading of the correspondence re Mr Haze’s treatment of Adele’s bottom suggests that the words “evil” in this context is meant to mean “naughty,naughty!”

By: Lancisto

Lancisto — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 01:31:25 +0000

Why are people saying “evil” like it’s a bad thing?

By: krampus

krampus — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 23:22:53 +0000

If you invented the game but were left with a surplus of negative feelings, perhaps Mr Haze was trying to tell you something.

By: Adele

Adele — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 19:06:15 +0000

Lancs, in the words of Master Yoda, up the fuck shut.

By: Lancisto

Lancisto — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 17:00:56 +0000

I’m looking forward to next season’s metricated Twenty Days of Christmas.

By: Simon

Simon — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 09:57:53 +0000

@elaine – I agree. Mr Haze was evil.

(And I’m not the Simon above…)

By: eliane

eliane — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 08:26:26 +0000

@simon – she’s got crocs on! Crocs aren’t shoes – they have no backs, and are full of holes!