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When You See a Model at a Spanking Party
These last few days were the weekend of the bi-annual Shadow Lane spanking party in Las Vegas. It’s an excellent play event (or so I hear - I haven’t been yet); the industry folks go to sell their products and network, and yes, they go to play, too.
If you see a spanking model at Shadow Lane, it’s a fairly safe bet that’s she’s a spanko: with a healthy entrance fee, this is not the sort of party a girl would go to if she wasn’t keen to hang out with fellow kinky people.
However, as a few of my spies have reported, not all the people at the party have a basic understanding of what you *do* when you spot a girl who starred in some of your favourite spanking videos.
So, here’s a question. When you see a spanking model at a play event you:
a) swoon;
b) approach her and tell her how much you like her work;
c) approach her and touch her (after all, personal space is overrated);
b) tell her she deserves a spanking - from you; if she says no, follow her around, asking again as soon as she stops at a stall or to chat with friends.
Hmm, which to choose, what to do…
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Lord…
It is exceedingly troubling that so many people think that because they have seen an adult actor/actress and have enjoyed their work, if you will, that it somehow means they have any sort of obligation to be sexual with anyone.
I’d rather there be an option E ) Go over and talk to her as you would any other human being.
Then get the response you deserve, positive or negative, depending on how you talk to human beings =)
Someone following option D) really needs more than a spanking to set them straight…*rolls eyes and sighs*
Sincerely,
Phoenix
I choose B. It’s the same at local parties/munches. I mean, when did personal space become so unimportant?
Hey Adele,
Thanks for posting this! I bet I know who your spies are….
This raises the always-interesting question of what you do if you spot a spanking model in a *vanilla* setting…
A) Wave madly and shout across the crowded room, “Oh my God, I loved that bare-bottom caning you took in ‘Naughty Schoolgirls 4′!”
B) Pretend you know her from somewhere else: “Hey, weren’t you in my underwater basket weaving class?” **wink wink nudge nudge**
C) Other. (Please explain.) ;-)
How about when they appear in your hotel room (with certain spies) and you’re trying desperately to figure out why you recognize them when you come out of the bathroom?
In all seriousness, having witnessed a couple of these situations (including some non-models as well), its amazing what some “people” (and I use the term loosely) think they can get away with. Thankfully, most attendees are decent folks, and the creeps get pegged as such pretty quickly.
In respnse to Niki (above)….
C) Stare at them for long periods of time when they enter your bird-watching hut and ask repeatedly, “Have you been here before?”
sparkle
To Adele’s question:
(B)… but not when their back is to you and their in the middle of an animated conversation. And not when they’re being spanked by someone else.
To Niki’s:
How about (D): “I tthink I recognize you from the movies… will you bend over so I can make sure?”
That said, SL was great fun and most people are really wonderful. However, the lovely Bailey really needs to start carrying at taser to help teach one or two bad apples some social skills. Or just keep me close by so I can snarl for her (swoon). :)
Phoenix - Version E is from a special course for graduates, well done :)
Ruby - Some folks behave as though they’d never even *heard* of personal space
Bailey - I hope you’ll spy for me at future events; I bet you’re a real weirdo magnet :)
Niki, Sparkle and Mija - Hmm, I think this requires a separate post. *eg*
Chris - shhh, don’t tell anybody you get spanking models randomly appearing in your bedroom, or next time *you’ll* get stalked LOL
Wherever you see a spanking model the thing to do is “Spank Them” don’t worry their used to it. Hope I am being helpful ladies.
Smooth Adele and without even being there.
I answer C to Adele’s question. And grabbing her bottom and asking if it is sore gets you extra points.
To Niki’s question the answer is also C. Announce to everyone standing near you that she is a wonderful spanking model and ask if she will show her bottom to everyone in the room while you give her a few swats… Just for fun of course.
Hmmm, stalkers of my very own? Guess it depends on whether they were of the female or the creepy male persuasion. The first could be fun, the second could result in criminal charges. ;)
Ian - Very helpful, well done :) The next person who comes up to me and says “but IAN told me to harrass you” is going to get a whack with one of your most excellent implements. Possibly, on his head.
Cindy - you get the extra points! I hadn’t thought about the grabbing bit.
Chris - so, you think that female stalkers are fun, huh? *creepy voice* I know what you did last weekend. *normal voice* Oh, wait, you’ve posted it on your blog. ;)
The Adele situation: B.
The Niki situation: C. I would approach and whisper in her ear “I am a fan of your spankee work, is it ok if I talk to you here? If not, just tell those people I was someone you met in a party, nothing to notice.”
WooHoo, extra points for me! Thank you so much Adele. (Does the happy dance)
I know everytime I see a spanking model I want to walk up to her and grab her bottom. And most of the time I do… Wait did I say that out loud? Hmmm, just ignore that last statement…
What I ment was everytime I see a spanking model I am always polite and ask her how she is doing, how her day is going, and see if she needs anything. Water, coffee, soda, maybe a snack. That is because I am so very, very nice. :)
OK t’other way around. What does your partner do, as happened to a friend of mine at a party, when within two minutes of entering, a well known spanking model comes up to her and announces that although he doms in the films he makes, he really is a switch. Then unfulfilled, 30 minutes later comes back and announces he’s been a naughty boy, and then the following day plies her for half an hour with an offer to go to a private room ‘to be dealt’ with?
a) Tells him this is a bidding market and his offer is wanting?
b) Tells him you’re really into blood sports
c) Tops him by delegating the task to a friend
d) Tells him to go and get a pizza
e) ?
R
Hmm… The only remedy against people who don’t take no for an answer is to repeat it - along with the stiletto-heel-on-toes maneuvre for reinforcement. (No, I’ve never *actually* done it, but goodness, the temptation…)
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