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Archive for August, 2006
A Perfect Porn Domain Name
OK, how about this – a foot-in-mouth list of domain names registered by people who are either too innocent or too stupid to run websites. (I nicked the list in its entirety from Sir Rodney’s Porn Review Blog)
1. Who Represents, a database for celebrity agents:
www.whorepresents.com
2. Experts Exchange, a programmers knowledge base:
www.expertsexchange.com
3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at:
www.penisland.net
4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at:
www.therapistfinder.com
5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator Company:
www.powergenitalia.com
6. The Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
www.molestationnursery.com
7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always:
www.ipanywhere.com
8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church :
www.cummingfirst.com
9. Then there are some brainless art designers and their wacky web site:
www.speedofart.com
10. Want to visit Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure web site at:
www.gotahoe.com
Gimme Free Porn, NOW
I’m going through the blog mail I’ve had while away, and because I’m just this nice, I’ll share the best piece with you.
(In fact, this is probably the best piece of blog mail ever.)
I’ve kept everything as it appeared on screen, changing only the name of the sender.
DEAR SIR
I would like download one free spank movie.
Could you help me?
your prompt reply will be appreciated.
best regardsInternet Idiot.
Frankly, if he wanted to get into my Internet Idiots Hall of Fame, the first line alone would have been enough.
Famous at Last (Maybe)
Here’s a funny thing: I’m pretty sure I was recognised at one point of my holiday. A friend took us to this bird-watching hut, where the bird guy looked at me as though my visage had been on a “Wanted” poster at the local post-office.
“You’ve come here before,” he said.
“Nope,” I said innocently. I hadn’t been to a bird-watching hut in my life – this or any other.
“Are you sure?” he asked.
As though I could forget this oddball construction, so flimsy that the wind could sweep it away to Oz any second – but with tons of top-of-the-range photographic equipment inside. I was very sure.
So he showed us some birds, and some seals, and some rocks that may or may not have been seals. All the while, the guy stared at me in this surreptitious “oh, I’m not looking at you at all” way. And as we were leaving, he said: “I’m sure you’ve been here before. I remember you.”
It didn’t even occur to me until later that the guy may have recognised me, but hey, that’s Scotland. All the Scottish pervs subscribe to Northern Spanking. (Apart from the ones too tight to pay for their porn, which is quite a few, I suppose.) I don’t know. He made me wonder, that’s for sure.
Back to Galley Slavery
I’m back from my exile to the middle of nowhere, munchkins. The middle of nowhere is glorious, particularly the Highlands. A fair amount of spanking happened, all of it for pleasure. (I thought for a while I should have arranged a shoot or a party for when I was away, but then I’d have had to preserve the pristine condition of my derriere beforehand, and that wouldn’t do. It just wouldn’t.)
Some pictures are to follow in due course, when we’ve all rested after the pictorial assault of my holiday gallery.
Of course we took pictures. Not as many as at a proper spanking shoot, but I never let pretty marks go unphotographed.
I’ve also watched about a million spanking movies while away. It’s still a while before the start of the next term, so I’ll be writing some reviews. Most of the stuff I watched was from Punished Brats (because they’re nice and send me free movies), but there were also a couple of Spanking Epics, and a couple of Lupus things I haven’t seen before (including Stalin 3… intense!)
Holiday Spanking Photo Display – 9
There was this cane flying around the room once… It seemed to collide with my bare behind all the time.
(I’m still on holiday, but should be back early next week, if everything goes as planned.)
