Throw Us a Spanking Party

I’ve started getting a strange kind of emails, which goes something like this:

“I love the sound of your spanking party. I live in X country, and we don’t have any spanking parties here. Do you think you can come and organise some for us?” (The X country being usually somewhere it would take at least 6 hours to fly from the UK.)

That’s right: Adele = the amazing travelling one-woman spanking-event-organising outfit.

This wouldn’t be so peculiar if I hadn’t received my third such email today.

For the record: I don’t organise parties even in places I can walk to. I can barely organise myself, never mind finding venues, advertising, attracting enough girls to make it worthwhile, preparing food, and doing all the other things I don’t even know are involved in successful running of a spanking party.

Instead, I show up and get spanked. It’s much better this way for all involved, trust me.

What the Net Dragged In – 12

Meanwhile on planet Google, search terms are getting increasingly odd.

perfect porn – gosh, but some people are demanding!

caning circle – would this be like a secret society of sorts? Freemasons who Cane?

red badger spanking – good luck in trying to get meaningful consent out of a badger… if you really want to.

why do we spank on the backside – well, I don’t know why *you* spank on the backside, but whenever I decide to spank somebody, the backside is normally the part that’s least likely to hurt my lazy intellectual’s tender hands

MY SKIRT WAS SO SHORT MY PANTIES SHOWED – oh dear, bad luck… but if you don’t run around shouting about it, people may not notice.

10 Reasons Why a Spanking Model is Like a Geisha (but not really)

Yesterday I watched “Memoirs of a Geisha” (a.k.a. Bitchfest in Kimonos), and it got me thinking about that profession in relation to spanking modelling. I’ve come up with a list of 10 things a spanking model has in common with a geisha, sort of, if you squint just so. Here’s the list:

Both a geisha and a spanking model get to wear outlandish, old-fashioned clothes to work… except ours come from charity shops.

Both a geisha and a spanking model endure strict discipline… except we choose to take the pain.

Both a geisha and a spanking model have to wear a lot of theatrical make-up… except ours doesn’t identify us at a glance.

Both a geisha and a spanking model draw on artistic skills not directly related to sexuality (playing an instrument, dancing and writing skill often come in useful in spanking video work, you know)… except nobody ever acts surprised that a geisha could possibly be good at arts.

Neither a geisha nor a spanking model will normally have sex as part of their work, though both can do it, if they like.

Neither a geisha nor a spanking model is likely to become wealthy from her work, though the common idea seems to be that both professions lead to easy riches.

Both a geisha and a spanking model can get away with having a relatively plain face… except a geisha can also get away with not having much of a bottom.

Neither a geisha nor a spanking model can easily succeed if she strikes out on her own.

Both a geisha and a spanking model compete for attention of a relatively small group of people… except we don’t feel a compulsive need to drive the competition out of town.

Both a geisha and a spanking model have interesting occupations traditionally possessing a degree of mystery… but a big-budget Holywood movie about spanking models is not coming out any time soon.

Discipline of Maids in Music Videos

Although where the spanking (or to be exact, the switching) itself is concerned, this video is the case of “blink and you’ve missed it”, the story of a poor Victorian maid is very compelling, and the song is quite nice, too.

This is “In the Shadows” by The Rasmus. I liked it a lot when it was first out, and still do.

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