OK, who wanted Amelia Rutherford?

Here you are.

(The picture comes from this free spanking gallery)

Hey, if you put me behind her, my eyes would probably be exactly level with her perfect bottom.

Mmmmm.

Grommit! It’s a Wrong Model!

It gladdens my heart that my blog is now seen as a universal destination for contacting spanking models. I got the following comment yesterday:

Hi Amelia,

Niki Flynn referred you to me. Are you interested in doing a video where you are taking a ballet lesson on pointe? You are disiplined for correction. Niki did not feel that she would be sufficiently trained in ballet to do this?

Er… Do I look like Amelia to you? Do I look like a freakin’ ballerina to you? Oh, you weren’t talking to me. You were using my blog to broadcast random messages to somebody else.

*weeps* Nobody loves me for me, all they want is to talk to Amelia, who doesn’t even read blogs! *wails*

I’ll pass on your request, mate, but only because you amused me.

Safe Porn Disposal

Trixie over on The Wandering WebWhore gave me a pause for thought this morning:

How come so many people worry about the appropriate way to rid a household of a ouija board but no dire warnings have ever been issued about centerfolds being sent to the landfill only to find themselves RIGHT BACK IN YOUR HOUSE, this time under a child’s mattress!?!

Never mind the kiddies. I suspect, the local tip would be a great place to score some free porn, if you were particularly broke and desperate. I doubt you’d be lucky enough to get the material that caters to your particular kink, though. And don’t ever admit it to anybody. “Oh, I dug this out of the bin” just doesn’t make a great pulling line.

Anyway, Trixie’s post reminded me that I have a serious clutter problem where spanking videos are concerned. We don’t even have a VCR any more, but the old tapes remain. Most of them are charmingly awful, a few are OK; some of them – such as old Lupus tapes sold to us by Soho pirates way back when – have been replaced by legitimate DVDs.

All of them will have to go one of these days. I feel physical pain at the idea of throwing out so much porn. I don’t want to sell it, either, because so much of it is such rubbish I’d feel bad taking money for it.

Perhaps, there should be a charity for those in need of old spanking porn. A community bin, where you could throw your old unwanted tapes, and people who still have working VCRs can fish them out, and be appalled anew.

I guess, I’ll hold onto it for another little while.

“Punished Butts” interviews Lupus’s Michal A. Valasek

There’s an interesting newcomer on the blogging scene. Tom at Punished Butts is planning to post spanking pictures, interviews and other juicy stuff I wouldn’t mind reading. To start with, there’s an interesting interview with Michal A. Valasek, one of the werewolves of Lupus. (If you don’t read movie credits, he’s the big geeky-looking fellow who gets blown up in “Crime in St Thomas’s”, and the warlock in “Warlock’s Revenge”, among other roles.)

Question: Some of your films (e.g. ‘The Magic Purse’) would be perfect for stage play. Probably not suitable for regular representation (the poor girls’ bottoms!), but just imagine performing in a small theatre in Prague… for me it would definitely be worth a journey! The dramatic structures of your movies are evident – do some of your actors and crewmembers come from the theatre?

Michal A. Valasek: Our director is originally stage director and some cast members have theatrical background as well. In addition, our limited audience and financial sources makes us to shoot our movies more like theatrical plays or TV shows, rather than Hollywood style.

We think that performing live in theatre would be… maybe too much brave for us now. It is also lot harder to perform live without the chance of second take.

Hmm, a spanking stage play… that would be an interesting experience. Imagine the rehearsals!

Girls are also well advised to check out the blogger’s ass. Striped eye candy!

Teacher Spanked by a Student?

This is a clip from a Korean movie “Dasepo Girls” – not really my kink, but deathly cute. I love their uniforms!

(I can’t remember where I first saw a link to it – if the original discovery belongs to you, I’m in your debt.)