The Japanese care about your spanked bottom

Dear Japanese people,

I’m so sorry. Up until now I’d assumed that, as a nation, you were not very interested in spanking. I thought you were all about pretty rope work, and cosplay, stuff like that. Maybe tentacles as well. But not really spanking.

Obviously, I was grievously wrong.

Because if you didn’t care about spanking, you wouldn’t have invented a USB-powered bum-cooling cushion.

I’m really sorry for doubting you; now I know that you’re first-class perverts after all, just like the rest of us. Good for you.
Much love,
Adele

(P.S. Thanks to Lucy McLean for sending me the link.)

Paris Hilton gets a spanking?

…well, in their dreams, anyway.

You may need to be American to get the full context – I for one have no idea who all these TV personalities are – but hey. At least one of them managed to get spanking talk onto the telly, so I don’t mind.

(Thanks to MrFox for the original link)

Dangerous Tennis Fashion

A schoolgirl can spend a while choosing her outfit for a tennis match. Shorts or skirt? Skirt or shorts? Hmmm…

Anyway. Whether she’s dressed like this…

…or like this:

…chances are, in the end she’ll look like this:

(Images taken from this free Girls Boarding School Gallery)

Rude Business Names

I was going through a stack of papers, when this advert caught my eye:

I’m puzzled.

I know what sport is.

I know what sex is.

But what’s a clusive? Is it something really, really rude?

(Reminds me of this old joke.)

Girls’ Bottoms For Dummies

Time to get our usual portion of snark. I got the following two pieces of correspondence from a very persistent young man.

First he wrote:

girls asses are great to spank

Why, I never.  There’s a surprising discovery. But, having not got a response, he didn’t stop there:

ur asses are beautiful to spank i wish i was doing it to u

My asses? How many do you think I’ve got, man? Well, thanks anyway, I guess…