Britney Spears and her kinky sex room?

Although I should probably wait to see if she sues the paper that’s reporting this, but there are rumours bouncing around that Britney never hung up that Catholic schoolgirl uniform:

The tabloid alleges that the … mansion is equipped with a double-locked, X-rated “Fantasy Room” filled with ticklers, whips and fur-trimmed handcuffs hanging from the metal bedframe…

The second-floor room also features a mirrored ceiling, a glass jar containing spanking paddles and a closet full of kinky outfits, according to an “insider” who stumbled into the den of sin.

“She wears Catholic schoolgirl uniforms, a maid’s uniform and a Cinderella outfit,” claims the mole.

That’s a nice-sounding playroom, but dude… she keeps her paddles in a jar?

“Hit me baby one more time”, huh? I’m sure there are lots of people who’d like to.

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11 Responses to “Britney Spears and her kinky sex room?”

  1. Lucy McLean on November 29th, 2007 5:17 am

    ah ha! I have always maintained she was kinky. Just look at her song titles:

    “Hit Me Baby One More Time”

    “I Was Born To Make You Happy”

    “I’m A Slave 4 U”

    “Gimme More”

    “Oops! I Did It Again”

    “Freakshow”

    She was practically advertising I reckon!

  2. RichT on November 29th, 2007 1:25 pm

    A few years back there was a story floating around that Steve Tyler of Aerosmith spanked her at some big LA party. I think it was one of those post award show shindigs. If I remember right she egged him on until he did it.

  3. Leia-Ann Woods on November 29th, 2007 2:15 pm

    LOL! does not surprise me at all….really does not…but the JAR? that can’t be right, because if it is that is really upsetting

  4. Vixen on November 29th, 2007 7:39 pm

    A jar? So does that detail mean the entire story is made up because what spankophile would keep their toys in a jar?

    Yeah, that Slave 4U song-I don’t know if she’s kinky but her songwriters probably are.

  5. Lee on November 30th, 2007 12:10 am

    So, if the room was double locked, how did someone simply….stumble in?

  6. belter on November 30th, 2007 12:25 am

    Dear Britney
    If you ever see this, I am available to spank you with a paddle on your beautiful bum as you bend over in Catholic school uniform with your navy blue knickers down around your knees. I will spank you until the tears are rolling down your face and you admit you are a very sorry girl.
    love,
    belter

  7. Tigerbutt on November 30th, 2007 9:34 am

    Dear Britney,
    Ditto belter, then on to the oral sex!

  8. Leia-Ann Woods on November 30th, 2007 11:59 am

    gotta love Monty Python Tigerbutt!

  9. Tigerbutt on December 2nd, 2007 4:26 pm

    Yep, Leia-Ann, you’ve caught me plagiarizing Monty Python. Six of the best for me!

  10. Person on August 23rd, 2008 5:01 am

    Anyone seen this funny spanking pic of Britney on Chross’ blog?

  11. Person on August 23rd, 2008 5:02 am

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