Pink Cane Stripes

Aaah, it’s finally Friday. Have a picture of my caned bare bottom to celebrate.

Holey Paddle Meets Holy Hand

The comments on the Jesus Spanking post have been so astonishingly irreverent and amusing that even today’s hours of IT struggles didn’t seem quite so bad.

However, I feel the need to give out an award for the funniest comment, which goes to…

*drum roll*

…Tigerbutt, who mused: “A paddle with holes hurts more, I wonder about a hand with holes.”

Rock on, Tiggs. :)

Jesus, that spanking hurts

Well, if Jesus is doing it, spanking must be a good thing, right?

Would this be a good time to mention that when, as a child, I first developed my master/apprentice fantasies, I thought that the relationship between Jesus and the apostles sounded extremely promising?

I didn’t get as far as actually writing any “Jesus spanks John and Andrew” fanfiction, but there were fantasies, yes.

I’ll have that “Adele is going to hell” T-shirt for Christmas, thanks.

(The picture came by email from Niki.)

State-funded phone sex line

Yesterday I heard a joke that shouldn’t work for me, given its juvenile character, but it did.

The comedian Jimmy Carr recommends that UK males who can’t afford to call real phone sex lines should use the medical advice line NHS Direct.

Why?

Because it’s free, they are all dressed in nurses’ uniforms, and they are professionally obliged to listen to you talk about your swellings.

The man is in touch with fetish fashion. That’s commendable, I think.

More Spanking on Californication

The spanking saga on “Californication” continues, as the secretary-spanking guy tries to bring the whole BDSM idea home, into his marital bed.

A great example of how you should not introduce the idea of spanking to your vanilla wife.

Aww, poor ugly TV dude. Get David Duchovny to come along and show her how nice spanking can be, then she’ll be hooked.