One of My First Spankings

In a fit of nostalgia I was going through my archive of spanking photos, and I’ve come across this ancient picture, from when I was a newbie. Not my first spanking, for my first partner didn’t take naughty pictures of me, but it’s from one of the earliest spankings I got.

In fact, I’m pretty certain this was taken during my first birching.

Oh dear, all downhill from here :)

Russell Brand’s Two Schoolgirls

While I was away, a news story has been doing rounds about the comedian Russell Brand spanking two 16-year-old girls in his hotel. Here’s Sunday Mirror:

As Flash Harry in the new St Trinian’s movie, he loves to surround himself with gorgeous, pouting schoolgirls. And as a real-life self-confessed sex-addict, Russell Brand has never been over-fussy about who climbs into his bed.

So when two beautiful teenage fans turned up at a book-signing session in sexy Santa outfits, Brand wasted no time inviting them back to his luxury hotel for a night of fun.

As soon as they got back to his £800- a-night suite, he lured them into the bedroom, lifted their skirts – and spanked them.

Russell Brand doesn’t often make me laugh, so I’m not a big fan, but as far as tabloid spanking exposes go, I have rarely seen anybody come out of one so well.

Let’s see: the girls, judging by their own words, were out to catch his attention. They were the first to bring up the idea of spanking. He had the right idea to check their ages, and looked at their IDs to make sure they were legal. (Granted, by the time he did it he might have been in trouble already, but at least he did check.) When they didn’t want sex, he stopped and cuddled them all night.

And after all this, the spanking didn’t even hurt.
I’d like to know where the scandalous tabloid scoop is in all that. OMG, celebrity takes groupies back to hotel. Big deal.

Maybe next time he should spank them harder.

P.S. I may be the last person in the UK to have not seen the new St Trinian’s yet, but that’s fine: I’m going to see it with a friend in London today. (She’s seen it twice already.) I’ll report next week.

Paddled by the Principal

Mr Haze keeps telling me to watch the film “Dead Poets’ Society”, and now I understand why he thinks I may like it…

I think I’ll get that DVD.

Tan Lines: Yes or No?

I’m back from holiday, munchkins.* I’ve had a peaceful, restful time, which involved plenty of tanning, though for the most part not of my bottom. Not with implements, anyway.

Although I have had plenty of opportunities for nude sunbathing, I have chosen to keep my swimsuit bottoms on for two reasons.

Firstly, I like to have a reference point of how my colour is changing. And secondly, results of a spanking are so much more noticeable on clear untanned skin; I wouldn’t want to confuse Mr Haze by not reddening as much as usual. Just in case he decided to spank me harder. We wouldn’t want that, would we?

However, I haven’t been back for that long, and already two people have expressed their dislike of tan lines. Not my tan lines in particular (I mean, who would be rude enough to say “Hey Adele, you’re looking so much worse than before you went away, mate, what’s with the tan lines?”), but in a general sort of “tan lines are so unattractive on a naked girl” way.

Me, I’ve just never thought about it.** How about you? Do you have a preference – in spanking films, or when you play in real life?

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* I’m jet-lagged off my head.
** The only thing I can’t stand is orange fake tan. Ewwww.

Holiday Spanking Gallery – 6

(The picture comes from this free spanking gallery)