Charming, my arse

This lovely comment has landed in the moderation queue in relation to a post about what school knickers I wanted.

White cotton ones r the best! And u have a marvalous arse! Id luv 2fuck it after iv given u a gud hand spanking! Do u take it up the arse babe???

Wow, what girl can resist such charm and fluency in txtspeak! Ladies, form an orderly queue.

Oh, by the way, the bottom on the pictures in that post? Not mine.

No, I don’t know whether she enjoys anal sex, either.

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Comments

7 Responses to “Charming, my arse”

  1. heart3sizes2small on April 30th, 2008 1:48 am

    look in the bright side, if he finds someone interested he is less likely to procreate. Good for the gene-pool.

  2. Smallhanded on April 30th, 2008 1:58 am

    Erica Scott runs a feature where she shows some of teh wrst correspondance she receives. It’s… hum… quite…hum… instructive. Sometimes I think that spanking bloggers should have a public pool and have people vote on which is the best of the worst…

  3. The Spanklover on April 30th, 2008 3:29 pm

    Oh come on now, Adele…
    give this poor bloke a break.
    You know most of the MP’s are just now learning
    how to use computers, and texting IS an acquired skill.

  4. Erica on May 1st, 2008 2:48 am

    Good grief. Or should I say, gud greef. What a f***wit.

    Oh, yes, this definitely would have been highlighted in Correspondence Hall of Shame, had I received it!

  5. Dan on May 4th, 2008 6:25 pm

    Totally ignoring for a moment the malfunction that makes so many blog readers assume that they can speak to the subject of an erotic photograph on an adult blog by posting comments on that blog, what kind of mental malfunction makes these illiterate lotharios think that models want this sort of “friendly” contacts?

  6. Adele on May 5th, 2008 4:52 pm

    I love it when they post comments like that. Then I can repost them as blog entries and mock them. :)

  7. Ludwig on May 7th, 2008 10:51 am

    I’m not sure that mocking the imbeciles isn’t giving them too much attention, but this little gem was certainly amusing. L33ts r teh $Uc|<

    Luv 2 spank u,

    Ludwig

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