A Great Big Paddle With Holes

This is yours truly after ten lightish strokes with a big holy wooden paddle. (You can sort of see it in the picture; just.)

Adele's Paddled Bottom

I do not like big holy paddles. They hurt us, preciousss.

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20 Responses to “A Great Big Paddle With Holes”

  1. Lancisto on October 27th, 2006 5:46 pm

    I do like big holy paddles. They hurt you, which means more cuddles afterwards.

  2. Erica on October 27th, 2006 7:44 pm

    You heard it here, ladies. Everyone use a big holey paddle on Lancisto — he likes them!

    Personally, I think they suck.

  3. sparkle on October 27th, 2006 8:12 pm

    I’m with Adele and Erica. And my holey paddle isn’t really all that big.

  4. Lancisto on October 27th, 2006 9:30 pm

    Report for a grammar lesson, Erica. This will focus on the difference between definite and indefinite pronouns and be reinforced by use of the big, holed paddle on your backside.

  5. jujubees1 on October 28th, 2006 12:11 am

    Paddles suck! holes or no holes! OUCH! But I am all for Lancisto being paddled!

  6. Graeme on October 28th, 2006 10:15 am

    I just wish to commend you on your bravery. Poor smacked botty. Ttfn.

  7. Razor on October 29th, 2006 4:46 am

    Ouch! You’re right Adele, holy paddles suck!

    Now, I will say that holes in a paddle’s blade serve two distinct purposes. The first is intimidation. There is just something about a paddle with holes in it that makes it look scary as hell. The 2nd purpose is that a paddle with holes stings quite a bit more when properly applied. This is because the air to weight ratio is defeated since a significant amount of more air passes through the space between the paddle and it’s target. Hence, the paddle travels faster when punishment strokes are being applied. It is exceedingly important that the holes are beveled (rounded off at the edges) in order to prevent any undue injury to the spankee’s bottom. Personally, I don’t like using or receiving strokes with a paddle with holes..for some reason it just kills the passion of the scene.

    Razor

  8. Todd & Suzy on October 30th, 2006 5:41 pm

    Lovely shade of redish/pink. That’s a 4.5 on our spanking marks scale… pretty ouchie for just 10 spanks.

    :)
    ~Todd & Suzy

  9. JC on November 10th, 2006 1:46 am

    Adele, Wow! Pleased to meet you… You have wonderfully beautiful hot juicy scrumtuous ROUND bootay!!!!!!! The kind that heinie men crave! Thank you for the lovely pants-down spanking photo;)

    -JC

  10. Amber on November 10th, 2006 7:08 pm

    No experience with a wooden paddle, and for some reason it used to seem hot, but I changed my mind greatly after an especially painful encounter with a wooden spoon with holes. And an annoyed man on the other end, too. Bad combination! No more wood for me! Although a soft rubber kitchen spatula has a pleasant sting.

  11. Cul de Sac on November 11th, 2006 11:50 am

    Heheh, you have a special liking for Gollum too, Adele: “They hurt us, preciousss.” But I think he would have said “they hurts us”. And he would display in that special creepy way his knowledge of things that hurt!

  12. sparky on January 12th, 2007 12:02 am

    I have had a paddle with holes used on me and it does sting something awful but I deserved it! I got over that paddling a lot quicker than one with a belt! That lasted a couple of days. Wood is a lot better than lexan with holes too! That is a true fire starter!! WoW!

  13. Ali Riley on February 18th, 2007 8:31 pm

    Have to disagree on Razor’s theory about a paddle with holes:

    “This is because the air to weight ratio is defeated since a significant amount of more air passes through the space between the paddle and it’s target. Hence, the paddle travels faster when punishment strokes are being applied.”

    Sorry Razor, the physics of that is BS! The nominal speed of a paddle travelling such a short distance is not increased by drilling holes through the paddle, unless perhaps they are HUGE holes! Even then, the increase in speed is barely measurable, and it’s unlikely the spankee would feel the difference! The increased sting, and the purpose of drilling holes, is to prevent air being trapped between wood and skin (or clothing) on impact. So the maximum area of wood strikes the target, and delivers maximum sting. With a broad bladed school type paddle (about 4-5ins wide), the amount of air trapped on contact is significant, and prevents the paddle making full contact. This reduces the effect, even though it still stings like a bitch. With holes drilled, the air escapes and the paddle makes full contact. Trust me, I tried it at college and it’s true! So there you have it

    Alison

  14. norbet on July 17th, 2007 8:09 pm

    What a nice firm arse!

  15. Jabberwocky Jill on October 7th, 2007 7:21 pm

    I like paddles, prefer a strap or crop though, but hate the feeling of canes on me.

    Any swiftly moving object tends to hole onto a layer of air, so paddles have a very thin cushion of air trapped on them, so they do not make as good a contact as could (as air compresses and absorbs some of the shock wave. Anything that cuts down that cushion of air will make a better contact and more of the impact is delivered into the flesh.

    You want a unique stinging sensation? Coat the paddle and your (bare) rump with lubricant or petroleum jelly, something like that. Since liquids compress less than air, you will get FAR more of the shearing forces transmitted through you. PLEASE use the paddle VERY LIGHTLY until you are used to it’s new “feel” though!

    Incidentally, no-one ever seems to have been on the end of a paddle that was still unfinished, so the surface is still all rough. Like being hit with the sandpaper side of a ping-pong bat, it abrades the skin too. Who needs expensive exfoliants?

  16. Tigerbutt on October 13th, 2007 1:45 pm

    Well, it looks to me like you got was a fairly light consentual butt warming by someone who didn’t want to hurt you. I can remember school paddlings of “only” 3-5 licks with a holey wooden paddle that broke every blood vessel in my butt and took about a week to recover from. Another point that seems missing is that non-beveled holes can cause blisters when applied to bare flesh. I thought most spankos knew this so if you don’t beleive me log onto to “Rebs Paddles” for an explanation or have someone try one out on you. ;-)

  17. Fairy Smile on December 23rd, 2007 8:57 am

    I have to say for me this type of paddle with holes in it is like heaven for me! You have to start lightly but when you get it going you can be hit VERY hard and it will leave an incredable strangely enjoyable sting. After this sort of lashing my bottom is a bright red, but I must warn anyone using this tool, as fun as it is, they must wait for any bruising or swelling to go down before doing it again, two days in a row is a very bad idea.

  18. Tony on December 31st, 2007 11:05 am

    A vote here for paddles with holes. My wife specializes in blisterings, and has a collection of ten paddles with holes. Yes they burn!!! The effect on the butt is longer lasting, and after expert application are very sore.

    Tony

  19. Redmoon on January 4th, 2008 6:05 am

    I have had the misfortune of having my butt torn up with a large paddle full of holes. I had to receive this paddling on my bare bottom on my knees on the bed. I had to keep my rump stuck out and count the strokes or more was to be added. I survived 163 whacks. It was supposed to be 170 but he took mercy on me when i started bawling and screaming bloody murder and forgetting what number I was supposed to count. I HIGHLY deserved this lesson I must add, because I was warned it would happen if I disobeyed (10 whacks for every minute I was up mast midnight when I was to go to bed….Pity I was caught) My official opinion is that i couldn’t sit for 2 days period…I kind of laid down or stood when I could. It was over a week before my blistered ass healed enough to sit down without yelping. To this day I NEVER sneak and stay up because I don’t want to repeat that…or my nose in the corner. I am new to rubber and lexan paddle butt tannings…Are they much worse? He is interested in incorporating one or both of these soon. Any advice?

  20. Trip on November 1st, 2008 10:13 pm

    Typo corrected:

    N.B.:

    Adele,

    My buttocks are meant to be beaten; yours to be worshipped.

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