A large helping of WTF

Posted on July 11, 2007 · in Scenology

I’ve been too preoccupied with things like getting caned into the next century to post any of the recent whacky correspondence and blog comments, and in the meantime, they’ve been building up.

Here are some beautiful missives that have been languishing in my moderation queue, waiting to be mocked:

love to spank and paddle some hot female ass cheeks
must be legal age

What is the legal age for a female donkey? Thanks for sharing your preferences; what do you expect me to do about that?

i want any girls from egypt for spanking my hand is strong & heavy

Hmm, a strong hand, that just decides everything; I’m sure a strong hand is all you need to get a girl. Yup.

u girls get spanked on your butt will u spank me for real

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No?

And my favourite, which I have actually been saving for a while, it’s just so perfect:

I would love to pull you over my lap —, You!, wearing a miniskirt, that gets pulled up when bent over to reveal sexy white satin panties that scream your sensuality right into my soul! …. more if you reply ):

The picture this created in my head was so intriguingly wrong (panties that scream? screaming panties? ow, my brainz…) I had to make it into a cat macro:

Halp! It be the screaming panties of doom!

(Made with roflbot, cat pic taken from here.)

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