A Photo Puzzle

Photos — By on 15 February, 2008 11:13 pm

One day a couple of months ago my friend Richard Farthingdale was spanking me, when my husband happened along. Did he protect me in the obvious hour of need? No, he just took pictures. Here’s one of them.

Adele spanked by Richard over a dining table

Here’s a puzzle for you people: what do you think he’s using to cause such an expression of pain?

(Thanks to Richard for agreeing to have his face shown on the blog.)

28 Comments

  1. Lucy McLean says:

    A candlestick!
    A slipper!

  2. belter says:

    A wet fish.

  3. Ludwig says:

    The painful expression is not caused by any instrument. It’s because Richard has just told you that he’s going to throw away all your Chris de Burgh albums.

  4. Sarah says:

    Oh dear, I worry about my state of kink at times, I see a picture of a girl getting spanked and think to myself…. “what a lovely necklace!”

    Reeling myself back in, I agree with the others, a slipper or a kipper.

  5. Niki Flynn says:

    His hand in a latex glove?

  6. Will says:

    ~~why, guess!
    The picture, as they say, is worth a thousand words.

    ~~At this moment, dear, I admit I cannot think of one.

    I certainly love the photo though.

    x,Will (okay…guess: Something very small, but painful…considering he’s not spanking on “the bare.” …

    …drat! I’m at loss..but, smiling!) :)

  7. Will says:

    Got it!
    His good-ole’ hand. The Palm, used with short, sharp, shots!

    (am I right? huh!) :)

  8. Will says:

    (notice: apologies to Pink Floyd. re: “…short, sharp, shots…”)
    samplings! :o

    x,Will

  9. Steve from Kent says:

    Adele has just been told that Pavel Stastny(sp?) is on the phone.
    He is saying that after much deliberation, he feels that the final stroke of Adele’s Lupus caning was not properly administered, so she must return to have the whole punishment repeated.

  10. Tigerbutt says:

    Cider?

    Grape gravy?

    Very small rocks?

    A duck!

    (Sorry, my compulsion to plagiarize Monty Python has taken over again.)

  11. Phil says:

    A wooden spoon?

  12. Last time I made a face like that there was a finger of ginger involved but, as I have read before, you do not do that kind of thing. So my guess is that in order to pick up his camera Mr Haze has had to drop this quater’s gas bill at the other end of the table and you have just read the bottom figure.

    Sahra is right, that is a nice necklace and it matches the top that you are wearing in the photo.

    Prefectdt

  13. Thomas says:

    Let’s see, that depends on what you were wearing. If it was something thin like slacks, then I’d say a hairbrush or strap. If it was something heavier, like jeans, then I’d go with a belt.

  14. Tigerbutt says:

    Perhaps an “electric” paddle. No, your hair’s not standing on end. I’ll go with a large wooden paddle with holes.

  15. Keith says:

    Dunno, but glad it’s working-this is what SHOULD happen to someone with ALL of CdB’s albums.

  16. Adele says:

    :-P~~~~~~ Keith, for implying my eclectic musical taste is anything less than a manifestation of my perfection.

    :-P~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

  17. Smallhanded says:

    He’s rubbing Transylvanian garlic on your bare skin (that’s not showing on camera)?

  18. Spike says:

    Oh please put us out of our misery and say what it was!

    My guess (not very likely I admit, but it’s inspired by the expression on your face) is he is ironing your jeans while you are still wearing them.

  19. Lancisto says:

    Personally I think she’s just got a splinter from the edge of the table in a very sensitive spot.

  20. Simon says:

    Looks like something short and wicked to me – possibly a hairbrush or wooden spoon

  21. Adele says:

    Patience, Spike! Friday is the photo day around here.

  22. Ramsey says:

    A fistful of scorpions (or was that a film?)

  23. Ramsey says:

    Or a bunch of nettles?

  24. Ramsey says:

    Several kittens held by their tails?

  25. Cul de Sac says:

    A hot cattle marking iron with the url to his own website.

  26. Ramsey says:

    A jar of red ants.

  27. Will says:

    A paddle w/holes!!!!

    (wink*)

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