Antigravity Spanking

One of the papers last week published this picture of women hanging upside down as they do “antigravity yoga”.

Is it just me, or does this really look like a fine position to use for some interesting spanking games? You’d have to put that towel on back to front, pick up a cane, and off you go.

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7 Responses to “Antigravity Spanking”

  1. Tigerbutt on December 2nd, 2008 5:28 am

    You need look no further than that movie “Cool Hand Luke”. Only problem (for me) is it ain’t F/F.

  2. Adele on December 2nd, 2008 12:58 pm

    That’s not a problem, that’s a bonus :)

  3. Trip on December 3rd, 2008 5:07 am

    Anti-gravity yogs is an oyymoron. The only positions you need to practice, after a preparatory set, in yoga are head-to-knee, plough, shoulder-stand and headstand. The first stretches the spinal collumn, the next two put pressure on the pituitary, and the last reverses the flow of energy in the body. All four, after am initial preparatory set for relaxation, also create a very specific tension (hence. the necessary counter-poses after each one). To just hang by your feet for this purpose is simply asinine.

    Still, many dungeons do have equipment for hanging slaves by their feet for a whipping or flogging. These do serve their very legitimate purpose. The certainly would greatly benefit anyone who would otherwise consider anti-gravity yoga.

  4. Lancisto on December 3rd, 2008 4:14 pm

    You need to get yourself into orbit, Adele (though of course we all know that you’re out of this world already). Just think of the fun to be had with weightless whippings.

    On the downside, however, there are all the “subspace” puns.

    L.

  5. Tigerbutt on December 9th, 2008 6:01 am

    Trip – Not so! The positions you mention are still compressive in nature and will not stretch the vertebrae and other joints as suspension will. Think about it.

    Lancisto – A more affordable (yet still expensive) method would be to charter a plane to do the series of zero gravity dives simulating weightlessness that astronauts use as practice.

  6. Trip on December 10th, 2008 3:34 am

    Tigerbutt,

    I see your point as to the counter-poses. You’re suggestig that inversion totally reverses the flow of the subtle energies? I can see that. Still, I’d think it dangerous.

  7. Tigerbutt on December 10th, 2008 6:39 am

    Trip – “Subtle energies”? I was referring to allowing the spine to decompress in a way similar to what our ancient primal ancestors would do when they hung from their tails.

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