Aural Sex (har-de-har-har)
Private Life and Play — By Adele on 7 September, 2006 9:56 pmDisclaimer: yesterday I needed a thrill, so I went and subscribed to a bunch of sex blogs I’d never read before. Before the flush of newness passes, I’m going to link to things that look interesting, whether or not they have anything to do with spanking. Or modelling.
Anyway, Sex Drive Daily has just posted about this thing, this Talking Head MP3 Vibrator. You can buy naughty fantasies or record your own (it’s got a mike), and play them back while you… yeah.
My first thought? Hours upon hours. Of. Alan. Rickman. Talking. He needn’t say anything transgressive, he can read football scores for all I care, as long as he please doesn’t stop.
As a matter of fact, if I can have that, I’m not convinced I’m going to need a vibrator to go with it.
I’m also not certain how the talking rabbit is better than your old, mute bunny combined with an iPod. Or a radio.
Or your best friend whispering things to you as her fingers… – no, no, I really *should* stop here.
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I can think of an advertising slogan for The Rickman Rabbit.
“Truly, Madly, Deeply.”
(Oh, perhaps he’s used that one somewhere already).
Have you heard Alan’s recitation of Sonnet 130? There’s a version of it here – the movie accompanying it is a bit crap, but the audio? Ohhh.
Pandora! That’s just… pornographic! *slurp* Thank you.
LOL!!! Can’t say Alan Rickman does it for me, though he does have a lovely voice. But perhaps Michael Caine…
There’s a whole album of Alan reading Shakespeare’s sonnets, apparently – I think it’s called “When Love Speaks”… Perhaps you should ask one of your adoring fans to buy it for you? ;)
I’ll take Christopher Lee reading a public school’s staff disciplinary manual. Mmmm…