Ballpoint Pen of Gor (A Guest Post by Wyndi)

Posted on September 29, 2006 · in Scenology

Ballpoint Pen of Gor
by Wyndi
(posted with permission)

I am a ballpoint pen. A Bic Velocity! From a factory. From Earth. I must be dreaming, this is not possible. I am asleep and will soon awaken from this terrible dream. I am not to be used like a common Papermate. I am a Bic Velocity! I have value. I have worth. I am not to be chewed upon, mistreated, humiliated, or abused.

And yet I have found myself in a strange environment, forced to submit to the will of others who are far stronger than I. How can this happen to me? I am a Bic Velocity! I should be treated with care and consideration and respected.

Yet I find myself left lying out, my tip still extended, exposed to the elements. Often I am placed behind the ear of one of my captors and carried about like I was nothing. I, a Bic Velocity! Who are they to treat me this way? Never before have I endured such humiliation.

If I am commanded to write, I write as well as I can. I am pen, after all, and it is a pen’s place to write. I was well taught my penhood and know that failure to be found pleasing could lead to a worse fate than that which I am currently enduring. I fear the rubbish bin muchly. It hungers for my slender and sleek penflesh. I fear it. I have seen many supplies, doubtless found displeasing, tossed into its opening, never to be seen again.

I am a Bic Velocity! I should not be made to fear the rubbish bin. I should be treated with great care and consideration and respect.

Though I long to question my fate, curiosity is not becoming in a pen and I could be punished for it. Never before have I known such masters as those I must now serve as pen. It is only now that I begin to understand that I am simply pen and helpless before such masters.

I am pen.

Comments

2 Responses to “Ballpoint Pen of Gor (A Guest Post by Wyndi)”

  1. iwasrobert on September 29th, 2006 10:26 pm

    Norman has certainly had a way with words over the years. Of parodies, I always enjoyed Houseplants of Gor: http://www.sexuality.org/l/bdsm/housegor.html

  2. Adele on September 29th, 2006 10:30 pm

    You mean, he’s been raping the English language for years? ;)

    In this house the phrase “I will be put in a hanging basket!” is used quite a lot – houseplants of Gor are quite wonderful :)

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