To make this post more exciting, here’s a picture of a naked bottom:

How do I celebrate? What do I do?

For the fifth birthday of The Spanking Writers, which is coming next month, Abel and I are throwing a big party in our house. But what about this blog, my original creation, my lovely, filthy brainchild? I’d like to celebrate with spankings, and to have something to post about later. Gah, I just don’t know.

If you make a suggestion I actually use, I’ll give you a lovely present, also to be determined later. Probably some really good pr0n.

And here’s a picture from 5 years ago, from “The Young Offender” by Northern Spanking:

So, if you haven’t got around to downloading the book at the lower price yet, you still can.

As a matter of fact, if you wanted to buy somebody a spanking book for Christmas, a paper copy of “The Punishment List” can bring your spanko nearest and dearest many kinky thrills.

Click here to find the info on the book and the links to all of its editions in one handy place.

DISCLAIMER: I have always written about representation of kink in the media and about the state of erotic arts, and I will still always write about that. This topic isn’t going away.

With the above in mind…

This site is 4 1/5 years old, which isn’t just ancient in blog years, but also a decent stretch of time in a human’s life, particularly if one happens to be a young person developing as a grown-up and a kinkster. When I started blogging, I thought that I was done finding out everything about my kinks, and now all I had to do was chronicle my adventures.

(Pauses for the laughter to die down.)

Since I started blogging, not only have I turned from a young girl into an adult, I have also developed a fine collection of kinks that I hadn’t explored before. Mostly these have to do with me growing more dominant and much more sadistic, but also with coming to enjoy male submission more than I ever have before.

These feelings hybernated at the back of my mind for a long time, while I merrily continued to blog in the same X/F vein, until three weeks ago I met and clicked with a gloriously submissive boy. (His name is Jimmy. You may have seen him before.) I have spent most of my spare time since then thinking about spanking people, tying them up, and doing other unspeakable, delicious things. Like a banner unfurling inside my head, my dominant side took prominence in my fantasies, and simply won’t be ignored any more. I’m lucky to be able to explore and indulge it in real-life, but now I also want to write about it – a lot.

I know you munchkins are used to seeing me as a bottom/submissive, or at most mildly switchy, and that a sudden flood of femdom pictures and writing may be quite jarring. (Aside: you think you’re surprised? Spare a thought for my poor husband, a 100% top.) I feel a bit bad about ambushing you with Surprise!FemdomPr0n. Now, of course, this blog is my space, and I do absolutely feel free to write anything I like here, but even so I’m wary of taking an attitude of “too bad, suckers, you may have stayed with me and supported me for years, but now this blog is about undewater cross-stitching, and I don’t care if it squicks you”.

Fair warning, then. In the near future you’re going to hear quite a lot about my topping exploits. (Jimmy has given me permission to write about him; the poor lamb doesn’t know what he’s getting himself into.) You may also see a lot of art featuring male submission. Yep, that includes naked boy bits. It also includes M/M, because it makes me hot.

(The X/F isn’t going anywhere, obviously, inasmuch as my interest in girls being spanked hasn’t gone anywhere. But boys need beating too, you know?)

This was your warning shot. I hope you can adjust, and enjoy what I have to say in the future.

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So I thought that, as well as adding “my other blogs” links to the sidebar, I’d give you a short guide to my other persona.

1. The main place to find me is “The Spanking Writers” – a (mostly) words-only, daily blog I write with Mr Haze (who is also known as Abel). It’s been online since early 2006, so there’s lots to sink your teeth in, if you haven’t read it before.

2. My other blogging home is “The Punishment Book”, a blog by nine women writing on different aspects of domestic discipline relationships. I haven’t posted there in a while, mainly because domestic discipline hasn’t been a huge part of my life for the last year or so. But I did get punished just this week, so there’s a post coming up some time in the future.

3. As well as these two journal-type blogs, I’ve also spent 3 years as one of the writers on the “Lowewood Academy” blog: a collaborative saga based in a fictional school, with a spanking story posted pretty much every day for the 3 years of its existence. (My characters were Sylvie Barnable, Ned Corwin and Violet Kynaston.)

I’ve also written a load of spanking stories, which are archived all over the Net, but I shan’t link to all of them, because some time this year we’re launching the Spanking Writers website with all the stories assembled neatly in one place.

So there you are: if for some reason there aren’t enough updates here on “Spanking Model Speaks”, there are other places where you can find me.

P.S. I’ll be away for the next 10 days, hanging out with my mum. There’ll be blog entries coming up in my absense, but I may not get a chance to moderate comments. Have patience, munchkins.

I won’t have Internet access while I’m gone, so new comments won’t be approved, and I won’t be able to respond to anything you say.

I’ll see you in March!

It’s today – the international delurk day across the blogosphere, coordinated by Bonnie at My Bottom Smarts. (You can see a list of participating blogs over at hers, and discover some new reading material for when you should be working.)

I’m a prodigious lurker myself, and know how hard it can be to step forward for the first time, even with a simple hello. Well, today it’s easy. Everybody is doing it. You know how if everybody jumps off the bridge, you’re supposed to do it too? Er, never mind, maybe I’ve got things mixed up. Anyway, delurking is easy – come forward and say hello!

P.S. I’m trying to spend very little time online this month, but I’ll make a point to come and rescue new commenters out of the moderation queue.

Don’t worry: there’ll be three posts a week coming up on the blog throughout my fast, and there’ll be a fresh picture of the day, each day. But I won’t be hanging around to approve comments, and you probably won’t raise me on email or Twitter.

Let’s see how long I last…