Charming Fan Mail Returns In Style

Posted on March 7, 2007 · in Rants, Raves and Reviews

Here’s a comment somebody left for me yesterday. (Spelling and grammar intact, obviously.)

hi iam [name removed] from egypt iwana any girls for spanking and iwana any spanking movies plz send to me or talk me in [email address removed].

Sure, mate. I’ll send you any girl for spanking right away.

Comments

9 Responses to “Charming Fan Mail Returns In Style”

  1. Niki Flynn on March 7th, 2007 8:30 pm

    Interesting. You’re being forced to play pimp while I’ve become a mistress overnight. Or is that Mistress? I’ve apparently just gained a slave. Not quite sure how that happened. If he’s really the guy in the pics he sent me I wouldn’t mind abusing his gorgeous body, though. Neither would you, I suspect. Up for a tag-team?

  2. Adele on March 7th, 2007 9:38 pm

    Oh, great idea, your place or mine? Or his?

  3. Erica on March 7th, 2007 9:58 pm

    I’ve posted this elsewhere, but it fits this topic. A recent email to me read:

    “hi erica I have a big dic lets talk.”

    You know, it seems to me that he can’t even spell the appendage, he sure as hell doesn’t know what to do with it, either.

    Adele, have you put this latest one in your collection for our “How NOT to Communicate on the Internet” book?

  4. Adele on March 7th, 2007 10:01 pm

    ROTFL Erica, looks like he’s typing with his, ahem, appendage, too…

    That book is sure getting thick :)

  5. Sierra Salem on March 8th, 2007 8:19 am

    ROFL! Never ceases to amaze me…

  6. Lovely Autumn Colour on March 9th, 2007 8:05 am

    Makes one ashamed to be male on one hand, and on the other pleased as punch that there are men so socially inept trawling the net, that chaps like oneself, outwardly appear to have a degree of intelligence and manners.

    It is a form of Darwinian selection if you like. You know from the mail that the most satisfying part of the “relationship” will be the wry smile as you place it in the “trashcan” for deletion later.

    ttfn

  7. Ruby Redd on March 9th, 2007 3:49 pm

    At least the Egyptian guy can use the excuse of “lost in translation” — so that’s something to consider. My question, though, is…if you’re sending ’round free movies and spanking partners, why haven’t I gotten mine yet???

    Ruby

  8. Lovely Autumn Colour on March 9th, 2007 6:20 pm

    The Glory of Ms Redd’s wit is its earthy sauciness. Never mind HNG’s, lets have a hand for the ladies and their civility in spite of the dumbass contingent that roam freely across this place we call Earth.

  9. Peter on March 14th, 2007 7:47 pm

    I’m sure thats the same guy who used to email Katie when she was a pro sub. Usually about once a month. Although to his credit he never got shirty when she said no.

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