Dial-a-porno
Misc Perversions — By Adele on 27 May, 2008 8:51 amYou didn’t know you could get a porn story on a library dial-a-story line, did you?
Well, I guess you can’t unless you’re really lucky, but stuff happens…
Police in the suburbs east of San Francisco are investigating how an X-rated recording detailing a dog and a pig’s intimate relationship ended up on a public library’s dial-a-story service.The Benicia Public Library’s story line typically features children’s fairy tales like “The Three Bears.”
But [a woman] said she and her 6-year-old daughter instead heard a pornographic, profanity-laced description of the relationship between the two animals.
OK, a dog and a pig? Not sexy. But on the whole, it looks like some hacker has had a lot of fun…
(Thanks for showing this to me, Mr Haze ;) )
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That had to be a priceless moment, the realisation when it dawned on the mom that something wasn’t right about the story they were listening to. So I wonder how she explained it away … (that’s always the ‘fun’ part, that and hoping she doesn’t remember enough of it to repeat at school, church, etc)
Stories about animals, eh? Reminds me of the George Carlin joke: “Hello children, I’m going to tell you a story about a pussy and a bitch and a beaver and a cock and an ass…”
By the way, I find your “not sexy” remark to be highly offensive towards pigs and dogs. Have you ever considered the possibility that they may feel the same way about you? It’s all in the eye of the beholder.
“Dogs look up to you, cats look down at you, but pigs is equal.”
An old saying of farmers, apparently. I’m not sure if it’s really relevent to this post, but I thought I’d mention it.
Ludwig dear, dogs and pigs are welcome to find me unsexy if they like, as are human beings. Everybody’s entitled to their quirks :)