Extreme Bestiality and What Have You

Scenology, Shooting Films — By on 6 September, 2006 9:00 pm

If you happen to visit Bars-and-Stripes this week, in the “coming-up” section you see the following message from the Prison Governor:

We also begin an interesting but illegal encounter between the weird Niki Flynn, her constant companion Teddy Bear and Adele Haze who seem to be “getting on” rather too well.

I have to warn you Governors, this video contains scenes of a sexual nature and beatings on bare bottoms!

Ahem. I want it to be known before any rumours and misinformation start flying around the Internet: I have never had sex with that bear! Anybody who claims otherwise is fibbing.

10 Comments

  1. Mija says:

    Hmm….

    Well *I* heard it was ‘everything but…’.

    But you would know best since the poor animal can’t give his side. Or at least not yet anyway.

    (See, now I’m afraid to look. Do teddy bears have blogs and kinky Yahoo! groups?)

  2. Adele says:

    Believe you me, Mija… that bear ain’t saying *anything* any more. Mwahahaha!

  3. Moose says:

    Oh come on… we all know bears go straight round underneath – just like angels ;)

    Moose

  4. Nick says:

    im interested to know what way round the “beating of bottoms” was :-P. i can see you with a bear over your lap adele ;-)

  5. Adele says:

    Moose, have you been doing naughty things with angels, then?

    Nick, I may have spanked my dolls and teddybears at one point (they were *very* naughty), but I got over it by the time it became legal for me to get spanked by humans. LOL

  6. Nick says:

    aww poor dolls. but i guess they had it coming to them :P

  7. Niki Flynn says:

    *ahem* “That bear” has a name, I’ll have you know. That’s so typical of you, Adele. You use someone for your insatiable nefarious sexual kicks and suddenly he’s just “that bear.” I shudder to think what you call ME when you brag to others about your twisted exploits with my feet.

  8. Adele says:

    *looking ’round manically* Shhh! Nobody’s supposed to know his name yet! He’s a secret agent bear!

  9. Pandora says:

    I may have spanked my dolls and teddybears at one point (they were *very* naughty), but I got over it by the time it became legal for me to get spanked by humans

    Heh, I thought I was the only one who used to do that ;)

  10. Adele says:

    It wasn’t just you, Pandora, I promise you! Kinky girls are notorious for their mistreatment of dollies. ;)

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