Get up onto the roof and stick your bottom out

Misc Perversions — By Adele on 30 November, 2006 10:16 pm

This is hilarious: Sam Sugar wants to make Google-assisted satellite porn:

All you need to do is get naked somewhere public while doing something pornographic. If you can stand at the tip of a 30ft paper arrow I’d appreciate it. The tricky bit’s waiting to have your photo taken. I don’t know when the satellites are overhead so it might be easiest to wait a full 12 hrs to make sure you’re visible.

3 Comments

Ivar says:

1 December, 2006 at 4:45 am

As a satellite-type person, let me offer these suggestions: to create the best quality image, your buttocks should be at least 30 metres across and pointed about 10 degrees away from the Sun to maximize contour shadowing. If you’re going for a synthetic aperture radar image, be sure to stay away from buildings or other large vertical surfaces that might mask your fleshy reflection.

And for heaven’s sake, put on some sunscreen. You might have to wait a while until the satellite get to you.
Amber says:

1 December, 2006 at 9:42 am

Hey, I’ll tell you a real life story, only it’s kinda scary. Once upon a time in a small Muslim counry I am from I liked naked on the bed, well, masturbating. We didn’t have curtains on the windows in that room, since it faced a windowless wall of other building. But the roof, I never thought there would be someone on the roof. And that one time there was. And staring at me, too. Anyway, good thing I live over the ocean now.
Adele says:

2 December, 2006 at 2:18 pm

Ivar – So, the buttocks have to be 30 across; how about the implement? Would a medium-sized tree do?Amber – LOL Yikes. I’m not a fan of curtains, and lack of neighbours in the house opposite makes life somewhat bearable at the moment, but man, will I get a shock if somebody moves in across the road.