Comments on: Get up onto the roof and stick your bottom out http://adelehaze.com/get-up-onto-the-roof-and-stick-your-bottom-out/ A Blog of Musings on the Science of Artistic Suffering Mon, 26 Jul 2010 14:17:16 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 By: Adele http://adelehaze.com/get-up-onto-the-roof-and-stick-your-bottom-out/comment-page-1/#comment-4493 Adele Sat, 02 Dec 2006 14:18:41 +0000 http://adelehaze.com/2006/11/30/get-up-onto-the-roof-and-stick-your-bottom-out/#comment-4493 Ivar - So, the buttocks have to be 30 across; how about the implement? Would a medium-sized tree do?Amber - LOL Yikes. I'm not a fan of curtains, and lack of neighbours in the house opposite makes life somewhat bearable at the moment, but man, will I get a shock if somebody moves in across the road. Ivar – So, the buttocks have to be 30 across; how about the implement? Would a medium-sized tree do?Amber – LOL Yikes. I’m not a fan of curtains, and lack of neighbours in the house opposite makes life somewhat bearable at the moment, but man, will I get a shock if somebody moves in across the road.

]]> By: Amber http://adelehaze.com/get-up-onto-the-roof-and-stick-your-bottom-out/comment-page-1/#comment-4435 Amber Fri, 01 Dec 2006 09:42:27 +0000 http://adelehaze.com/2006/11/30/get-up-onto-the-roof-and-stick-your-bottom-out/#comment-4435 Hey, I'll tell you a real life story, only it's kinda scary. Once upon a time in a small Muslim counry I am from I liked naked on the bed, well, masturbating. We didn't have curtains on the windows in that room, since it faced a windowless wall of other building. But the roof, I never thought there would be someone on the roof. And that one time there was. And staring at me, too. Anyway, good thing I live over the ocean now. Hey, I’ll tell you a real life story, only it’s kinda scary. Once upon a time in a small Muslim counry I am from I liked naked on the bed, well, masturbating. We didn’t have curtains on the windows in that room, since it faced a windowless wall of other building. But the roof, I never thought there would be someone on the roof. And that one time there was. And staring at me, too. Anyway, good thing I live over the ocean now.

]]> By: Ivar http://adelehaze.com/get-up-onto-the-roof-and-stick-your-bottom-out/comment-page-1/#comment-4430 Ivar Fri, 01 Dec 2006 04:45:35 +0000 http://adelehaze.com/2006/11/30/get-up-onto-the-roof-and-stick-your-bottom-out/#comment-4430 As a satellite-type person, let me offer these suggestions: to create the best quality image, your buttocks should be at least 30 metres across and pointed about 10 degrees away from the Sun to maximize contour shadowing. If you're going for a synthetic aperture radar image, be sure to stay away from buildings or other large vertical surfaces that might mask your fleshy reflection. And for heaven's sake, put on some sunscreen. You might have to wait a while until the satellite get to you. As a satellite-type person, let me offer these suggestions: to create the best quality image, your buttocks should be at least 30 metres across and pointed about 10 degrees away from the Sun to maximize contour shadowing. If you’re going for a synthetic aperture radar image, be sure to stay away from buildings or other large vertical surfaces that might mask your fleshy reflection.

And for heaven’s sake, put on some sunscreen. You might have to wait a while until the satellite get to you.

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