The Good Girl of St. Trinian’s

Posted on October 20, 2006 · in Scenology

Abel of The Spanking Writers has had an idea to apply for a job in the new St. Trinian’s film.

I want some of that too, please: I can be the good girl, whom everybody gets into trouble on purpose, and who gets all the canings. Seriously, I volunteer. I promise to learn all my lines, such as: ‘Oh, no, please, sir, it hurts!’ and ‘Not on my bare bottom, please!’

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7 Responses to “The Good Girl of St. Trinian’s”

  1. Bailey on October 20th, 2006 5:13 pm

    I was just using those same lines on the Domly Dude. Unfortunately he thought they were funny, and the spanking I was attempting to get didn’t happen. NO fair!

  2. michaeldavid on October 22nd, 2006 10:35 pm

    Is there really going to be a new St Trinians film? The originals suggested a lot but delivered nothing. Be nice if there was a new one which delivered along with all the uniforms and and stuff..A tall headmistress with a lorgnette, black bombazine and selection of canes would add to it all.

  3. Graeme on October 23rd, 2006 12:26 pm

    Hmm: The Originals suggested a lot but delivered nothing.

    Well theres a suprise, what with it being a U rated Ealing comedy for the consumption of all including Minors.

    I wonder sometimes I really do. Is it just me that doesn’t expect the rest of the world to provide explicit titilation in anything that features a school theme?

  4. Adele on October 23rd, 2006 12:30 pm

    Bailey – Maybe you should just try being naughty some time :)

    michaeldavid – Yep, there’ll definitely be a new one. I’ve read about it in several sources now.

    Graeme – I dunno, the school theme itself is plenty titilating for me; no extras necessary. :)

  5. Graeme on October 23rd, 2006 5:59 pm

    We have an accord Mrs Haze regards school-girl uniforms (in adult context). However I stand-by the remark that St Trinians is a kids film, and anyone thinking its lacking in “Spanko content” really needs to have a re-think.

    PS MichaelDavid if I’ve taken your comment out of context then I apologise.

    PPS I’m sure any modern re-make would be smutty enough for adults, without a single overt reference. ;-)

  6. Abel on October 24th, 2006 8:31 am

    Well, thank you, Adele, for linking to my post :-)

    As for the little debate that’s ensued on what was a *humorous* post originally at The Spanking Writers… I’ve always thought of St Trinian’s as a comedy made primarily for adults – but gentle enough to be watched by younger folks, in the same way that (say) the “Carry On” films are appropriate for viewers of all ages. I don’t think the “U” rating denotes that it’s aimed at kids – just that it’s not unsuitable for them.

    And I doubt anyone is seriously arguing that the remake should actually be shot in homage to say, Lupus…

  7. michaeldavid on October 24th, 2006 9:37 am

    I should amend my comment on St Trinians. It promised something and delivered rather a lot. It obviously struck a chord as it was used as theme for some tv commercials a couple of years ago and caused a howl of outrage from feminists because of the schoolgirl theme. I would not for one moment suggest a new one should be Lupus inspired. That is not it’s market. The Carry On films were pathetic, not funny heavily boring and camp in the dullest way. Same with the Whacko tv series with professor Jimmy Edwards brandishing canes at every opportunity and fruitily banging on about “six of the best” and never a cane stroke landed.

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