Heather Mills, the Spanking Model

Photos, Scenology — By on 3 July, 2006 8:49 pm
Heather Mills getting spanked

Apparently, the woman in the picture is Heather Mills-McCartney in the eighties. (I clipped it out of “The Sport”, so it must be genuine. */snark*) Can you believe she actually got a spanking during this shoot? Neither do I, but who cares, it’s still fun to think that a former spanking model of sorts is now very, very rich.

It’s also a good illustration of the fact that if you plan to have a sensitive job in the future, or to marry somebody with a sensitive job, maybe naked pictures are not something you should do. Otherwise, twenty years on people will find out, and will point at your really bad hair and lame fashion sense, and laugh. Oh, yeah, and the sensitive job is going to go to the dogs.

If you are simply planning to marry a millionaire and work for charities, I wouldn’t be too worried.

8 Comments

  1. Katie says:
    5 July, 2006 at 6:18 am

    Do you know for sure this is Mills-McCarthy? It does look like her but I wonder……

  2. Adele says:
    5 July, 2006 at 7:17 am

    Well, the story (of her appearing in slightly risque photos) was all over the papers, and she hasn’ sued any of them, so that’s something to go on.

    Other than that, I don’t really know: I’m not that sure what she looks like now, never mind in the 80s.

  3. Niki Flynn says:
    6 July, 2006 at 5:33 pm

    Yeah, but look at it the other way – if you keep your nefarious past a secret, you can always use it later as blackmail material. Like if your rich politician husband wants to ban porn or your rich actor husband becomes a born-again Christian.

  4. Adele says:
    6 July, 2006 at 8:34 pm

    I kinda grok porn as a weapon of political activism, via infiltration of the opponent’s hearth and home. *g*

  5. Mr Haze says:
    8 July, 2006 at 12:14 am

    For those wondering about the authenticity of the photo, The Sun has also published it . It’s apparently from a 1988 book called Sexual Secrets. The ghastly hairstyle also authenticates the date.

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2006270254,00.html

  6. Pablo says:
    8 July, 2006 at 11:05 am

    Oh, it’s her alright. If she tried to deny it she wouldn’t have a leg to stand on.

  7. Adele says:
    8 July, 2006 at 6:52 pm

    I believe that was a Mrs. Slocombe’s Pussy type of joke, Pablo.

  8. Pablo says:
    9 July, 2006 at 3:15 am

    Truly, there is no greater compliment. I kneel humbly before Mrs. Slocombe’s pussy.

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