Comments on: Holey Paddle Meets Holy Hand

By: bob_boynton2001

bob_boynton2001 — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 23:09:33 +0000

Thanks all. Things are going so well I fear the future. But for the time being, we are doing a Catholic schoolgirl and Master spanking session this weekend with friends. OMG she keeps asking for more and making me happier and happier. But the whistling wind is gone and that’s really good in any case.

By: Tigerbutt

Tigerbutt — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 16:44:40 +0000

Bob: You lucky bastard!

By: Gabriella

Gabriella — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 01:31:19 +0000

Bob: That is lovely! and very cool.

By: Adele

Adele — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 12:20:01 +0000

That’s poetic, Bob. Love it.

By: bob_boynton2001

bob_boynton2001 — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 02:26:43 +0000

I used to have holes everywhere. It was a bitch on a cold day.
I found a girl who filled in the missing parts.
Now I am whole.
Still a f-ing pervert, but at least I don’t whistle in a high wind anymore.

By: Remus

Remus — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 02:42:46 +0000

You’re probably right about MOST creatures Leia-Ann, including bees, but you have to be careful. To quote Saxondale: “Wasps are bastards.”

By: Magus

Magus — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 18:34:08 +0000

“I do hope Tigerbutt ignores the critics of his sick humour – it was a good joke and there should be no stigma attached….”

Or should that be stigmata?

By: Lancisto

Lancisto — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 15:57:55 +0000

Maxims, not axioms. Darned illness fuddlin’ me brain….

By: Lancisto

Lancisto — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 15:50:03 +0000

You may have a point, Adele.

However one should also remember the axioms: that one is better safe than sorry; that the best form of defence is attack; that the best form of attack is surprise; that prevention is better than cure and that one should not spoil the ship for a ha’pworth of tar.

Ergo, I advocate a policy of sneaking up behind Leia-Ann, putting her over one’s knee before she is even aware one of one’s presence and spanking her thoroughly. Just in case.

By: Adele

Adele — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 15:01:05 +0000

Erica – there was a fan looking for you on the “Erica Scott and the Birthday Cake” thread; I’ve got his email address if you want it :)

Leia – just as long as you weren’t covered in sugar syrup to wind up the neighbours as well, seems to me like you were indeed fine!

Lancs – if it a girl’s fault that somebody is so insecure they see her as a threat, and feel the need to smack her for it? Honestly…