Following another lot of embarrassing news headlines, the Controller of BBC One decides to resort to extreme measures in an attempt to instil some professionalism into the newest Blue Peter presenter:
“….and this, love, is the aerodynamic one that I made earlier….”
Okay, that’s probably a lousy caption. Has anyone got any better ones?
How about: – “Sir, if your trying to serve me M&M’s, they all fell through!”
(My submission may need some explaining if you live in a country without M&M’s.
M&M’s are small round candy covered chocolates about 3/8″ (7.62 cm) and elliptical when viewed from the side. They are reputed to “melt in your mouth NOT in your hand”. They are a little bit slippery and tend to scatter all over the place when dropped)
Other than that, I find that particular paddle style to be among my favorites.
The unfortunate girl has the most lovely expression on her face…sort of an epiphany recognizing the consequences of her irresponsible childish behavior.
Its not the holes that are “a killer”, it’s the area around the holes right up to the edge of the holes and the the ensuing blisters where the skin has sucked up into them.
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Following another lot of embarrassing news headlines, the Controller of BBC One decides to resort to extreme measures in an attempt to instil some professionalism into the newest Blue Peter presenter:
“….and this, love, is the aerodynamic one that I made earlier….”
Okay, that’s probably a lousy caption. Has anyone got any better ones?
I thought that was funny Steve:-)
How about: – “you are the worst pupil in my wood work class, this was supposed to be a toy boat. What can we do wth this?”
Prefectdt
Hey, you guys are good.
How about: – “Sir, if your trying to serve me M&M’s, they all fell through!”
(My submission may need some explaining if you live in a country without M&M’s.
M&M’s are small round candy covered chocolates about 3/8″ (7.62 cm) and elliptical when viewed from the side. They are reputed to “melt in your mouth NOT in your hand”. They are a little bit slippery and tend to scatter all over the place when dropped)
Other than that, I find that particular paddle style to be among my favorites.
The unfortunate girl has the most lovely expression on her face…sort of an epiphany recognizing the consequences of her irresponsible childish behavior.
Oh good – spaghetti for dinner. Yum!
Ouch.. I have a new paddle like that and those holes are a killer!!!
Happy New Year!
Suzy
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American Spanking Society
Now, let’s see… what ryhmes with your name Madilyn?
Its not the holes that are “a killer”, it’s the area around the holes right up to the edge of the holes and the the ensuing blisters where the skin has sucked up into them.