Inventory in the knicker drawer

Posted on March 8, 2007 · in Private Life and Play

My life has lost all meaning ever since Niki posted that she has over a hundred pairs of knickers.

Now, my own collection isn’t spartan by any means, but maaaan… I’m suffering a bad case of panty-envy.

I’m not going to count. No, I’m not. Doing this now would be as sad as, say, for a guy to watch some porn and immediately head in search of measuring tape.

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10 Responses to “Inventory in the knicker drawer”

  1. Royce on March 9th, 2007 7:59 am

    To consider is – are Niki’s knickers duplicated throughout? Same colors, same styles, thickness of material, similar age?

    How many have been pulled down by someone else for a spanking?
    How many of those knickers have felt the cane?
    How many have felt the strap?
    How many have never covered a bottom that was spanked?

    It’s not in the number owned, dear Adele, it’s in what category they’re in…

  2. Adele on March 9th, 2007 8:59 am

    Oh yes, Royce, it’s absolutely and completely about the number owned.

    The more pairs of knickers I own, the more pairs will eventually be pulled down, spanked, caned, eventually pulled up and, perhaps, photographed.

    Plus, the process of choosing a pair to wear – either for a private scene, or for a shoot, or even a date – becomes even more drawn-out and delicious.

    A spanko girl’s knicker drawer is like a bank vault!

  3. Niki Flynn on March 9th, 2007 3:47 pm

    There’s definitely a study crying out to be done here. I suppose we could start a Panty of the Day theme. I’ll go first. The ones I’m wearing now (a favorite pair) are blue cotton, from the VS “Pink” line. Across the back is written “My dog is cuter than your dog.” They were pulled down 3 or 4 times at the Florida Moonshine party and have definitely covered a well spanked and strapped bottom (mine, in case you were wondering). I believe they have also felt the cane across them, though I may be confusing them with another pair. Hazards of such knicker profligacy.

    Adele, your problem is SO easily solved. Just come shopping with me. (Leave your hubby at home.) I guarantee you will return with enough to fill your drawers. Err… you know what I mean.

  4. Emma Bishop on March 9th, 2007 5:06 pm

    Haven’t counted mine yet but my knicks drawer is heaving so I suspect i’m also into serious “aholic” territory. On top of that I have around 15 school uniform pairs. To be specific I tend to have white M&S high leg knickers on when I’m being spanked for day to day stuff because Mr BP insists that I only wear these, and I have at least 25 pairs like this. For photos or movies I will carefully see that my punishment knickers fit the crime :)
    As for shoes, I just did a quick tot up and its only 34…so far, but have FAITH girls lol!!!

  5. Jeoffry on March 9th, 2007 6:14 pm

    Yes Niki,

    I do remember those “My dog is cuter than your dog,” knickers from Florida, and the circumstances, and what was covered, and not covered by them, and especially how very very good it felt to smack them. Definitely a high point of the weekend. :-)

    Billy

  6. Lovely Autumn Colour on March 9th, 2007 6:26 pm

    As a bloke I have about 20 pairs of boxers, all the same (Black, Cotton rich and stretchy, mediums) from Next plus two novelty thongs, One with “Easy Lover” and the other with “Tiger” (in the shape of a Tiger paw) in some sort of plastic transfer material on the front.

    Do I win a prize?

  7. Molly B on March 11th, 2007 12:45 pm

    I can’t count mine. I don’t know where they all are.

  8. Adele on March 13th, 2007 8:42 pm

    Niki – if I went shopping with you, I’d need to buy an extra wardrobe :)

    Emma – ah, shoes, that’s another serious addiction territory. LOL I’m very good at buying shoes I never wear

    Lovely Autumn Colour – yes, you do win a prize. Let me see… it’s a pair of boxers!

    Molly – do knickers exist if you can’t see them? do they need to be replaced? do you need to go knicker-shopping? :)

  9. Peter on March 15th, 2007 7:35 pm

    100 isnt that over the top if you think about it in terms of them being work clothes also. They are the one thing that will get noticed the most so there’s gonna be tons. Especially when you bear in mind they build up over time. So I can see how you’d hit 100 without much problem.
    The same could be said for other lingerie, hosery and shoes. If your appearing in films it’s so important that you look like your clothing is good and new (unless costume) so it’s in many way essential.

  10. Adele on March 15th, 2007 7:41 pm

    Thing is, when I plan a shoot, I buy knickers specially (unless they’re standard school ones), and then somehow don’t end up wearing them again.

    Maybe I should sell them LOL

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