Jeremy Irons, please feel my bottom

Posted on October 17, 2008 · in Scenology

I don’t know whether the Independent, in quoting this statement from Jeremy Irons, was at all impressed with it. I suspect not. But it rather perked me up this evening:

“Acting is a lot like knicker elastic,” [Irons] informed me at Abercrombie and Kent’s charity screening of Un Coeur En Hiver on Tuesday night.

“You look at a nice bottom in denim jeans and you assume that there are knickers there, but you do not want to see the knicker line. I don’t want to see it. I just want to feel it. And that’s how I feel about acting. I don’t want to see it I just want to feel it.”

I’ve got two things to say about that:

1. Is it sad that I completely understand what he’s saying?

2. My bottom. OK? If he’s feeling any bottoms, it has to be mine.

P.S. Munchkins, I’m having some family issues, so my blogging may be erratic for the next couple of weeks. I’ll be around, but maybe not every weekday. Keep commenting, though!

Comments

7 Responses to “Jeremy Irons, please feel my bottom”

  1. Smallhanded on October 17th, 2008 9:44 pm

    You *do* know that David Duchovny has supposedly recently seprated from his wife? ;)

  2. Adele on October 17th, 2008 9:45 pm

    Smallhanded, I really don’t care whether they’re married. I don’t want to marry them, I just want them for their bodies… :)

  3. Clare on October 18th, 2008 4:54 pm

    Jeremy Irons is very good in Appaloosa.

  4. Norwegian on October 19th, 2008 12:55 am

    Did you send the link to Jeremy, Dolly?
    - Or shall I?
    I like him so much I would not even be jealous.

  5. Zille on October 19th, 2008 6:56 pm

    1. Is it sad that I completely understand what he’s saying?

    No, not at all! It’s a very good point, and I agree completely!

    2. My bottom. OK? If he’s feeling any bottoms, it has to be mine.

    Well … okay … I’ll give you Jeremy Irons, if I can have Richard E. Grant feeling MY bottom!!! ;)

  6. Spankedhortic on October 20th, 2008 4:02 pm

    I remember Jeremy Irons making balloon animals on Play Away when I was an idy biddy little kid, he must be ancient. How many other guys are having the girls line up to have their bottoms felt by them, at his age? He must have a paiting in the attic.

    Prefectdt

  7. Spankedhortic on October 20th, 2008 4:03 pm

    Sorry I meant “He must have a PAINTING in the attic”.

    Prefectdt

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