Comments on: Jesus, that spanking hurts

By: Alex

Alex — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 17:41:02 +0000

It would be more realistic if he was spanking an angel…
I’m going to Hell aren’t I?

By: Frants

Frants — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 07:49:59 +0000

The cartoonist may be historically right.
Didn’t Jesus say “When someone slaps you on your right bottom cheek, you should present onto them your other bottom cheek”.

By: Blake

Blake — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 00:49:51 +0000

Where is this from? The picture is wrong, because Jesus does not sexually humiliate your bottom as punishment when you stir up bees. Bee stings are not humiliating or sexual.

By: Trip

Trip — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 21:45:47 +0000

Sorry about the typo I tried to correct it in time. At any rate, Father Sayler wasn’t a hypocrite.

As a freshman, I took $50 my uncle had given me to a massage parlor on 26th and Lexington. It was a Saturday. In those days, priests held confessions on Saturday so that we could communicate on Sunday. Afterwards, impressionable boy that I was, I ran to confession at my prep school on 15th and 6th.

Of course, my confessor was the Prefect of Discipline. My heart sank. All he said was,”I will absolve you. Your penance is to say a rosary to the Virgin Mother of God. She will absolve you even though you interfered with the free will of her daughter.”

Needless to say, the matter ended there.

By: Trip

Trip — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 21:09:43 +0000

“Allow me humbly, Lord,to discipline this boy. Outside of this office, his failings are on my account.”- Father Michael Sayler, S.J., Prefect of Discipoline at a Jesuit prep school I attended.

By: Bob

Bob — Sun, 09 Dec 2007 13:04:44 +0000

Sorry to take this a little off topic Adele but ….

“Sylvie Said:
November 23, 2007 at 12:45 pm
I don’t speak English I have therefore took a translator to give you my commentary that here it is:”

Fire your translator.

By: Chandira

Chandira — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 17:03:32 +0000

Oh Lord! I don’t know what’s funnier, the post or the comments.. ;-)

Been over to Landover Baptists? Check out their WWJD panties.

By: Nentuaby

Nentuaby — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 21:13:13 +0000

Mmmrrrm. My question is, if Sylvie doesn’t speak enough English to flame the blog directly, why is (she?) reading it? o.0

Also, I’m amused by the idea of a translator that can’t handle even the most basic syntax, but manages to throw “calumniating” in. I end up imagining something like C-3P0 in a puritan’s buckled cap- falling down drunk.

(I’d comment on the post itself, but there isn’t much to say… It’s a pretty straightforward artifact of “bad things happen to you because you’re flawed” religious horror.)

By: Greta Christina

Greta Christina — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 19:12:56 +0000

This would be funny if it weren’t so fucked-up.

Okay. It’s still funny. But it’s also fucked-up. What kind of sick bastard teaches children that they get sick because they’ve been bad?

By: Tigerbutt

Tigerbutt — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 09:47:00 +0000

LOL! Holy cow Ludwig! WTF was that?