Mistress Adele?

Posted on March 13, 2007 · in Rants, Raves and Reviews

The following comment has been sitting in my moderation queue for the last few days (spelling, grammar and punctuation preserved):

adele may i call you mistress adele i would love to hear how you would punish me for being bad if you would i would put my cam on for you to see me punish myself for you tell me how you would like me to do it for you mistress adele please punish me good mistress your the boss im the bad boy tell me please hope to hear from you mistress adele thank you [signed]

That’s exactly the sort of thing I imagine when hearing about offers one can’t refuse.

Comments

9 Responses to “Mistress Adele?”

  1. Royce on March 14th, 2007 5:28 am

    Forgive my candor here, but:

    The damn idiot should have gone to school and learned how to construct a sentence. It should also know after a few seconds of viewing it, that this blog is not the place to address such requests, EVEN if the blogger is a mistress, and EVEN if she accepts absolutely illiterate clients.

    The Mellaril prescription is likely to have expired with this particular patient.

    Offense not taken if you decide to kill this comment, Adele. :-)

    -Royce

  2. Adele on March 14th, 2007 8:21 am

    Well, Royce, although normally I save the priviledge of insulting correspondents all for myself, your points are all good and valid. :)

  3. Peter on March 14th, 2007 7:54 pm

    LMAO…Sorry If I’ve missed something and you have become a top!

    Men like this are a fine argument why men should’nt be allowed to vote.

  4. Adele on March 14th, 2007 9:11 pm

    That’s OK, Peter, I seem to have missed it myself ;)

  5. Erica on March 14th, 2007 9:42 pm

    Just one more for the book, Adele.

    And while we’re at it, here’s today’s offering in MY email –

    “want me to skank u”

    I beg your pardon?

  6. Adele on March 15th, 2007 5:18 pm

    Erica, I swear, your correspondents are even nuttier than mine! LOL First offer of a skanking I’ve ever come across, that’s for sure.

  7. Terence on August 27th, 2007 1:16 pm

    Oh ! come on baby spank me. Waiting you if you dare or you are affaraid. If your are really Mistress waiting your reply……!

  8. Yeong Fook Sing on August 27th, 2007 1:19 pm

    How dare you want to be a mistress ? have you spank me before. lets me taste your caning lesson.

  9. Adele on August 29th, 2007 12:35 pm

    I have approved two comments above just for the sheer entertaining idiocy of the senders. I could put them in a separate post for mocking, but they would lack context…

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