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Rants, Raves and Reviews — By Adele on 13 March, 2007 8:34 pmThe following comment has been sitting in my moderation queue for the last few days (spelling, grammar and punctuation preserved):
adele may i call you mistress adele i would love to hear how you would punish me for being bad if you would i would put my cam on for you to see me punish myself for you tell me how you would like me to do it for you mistress adele please punish me good mistress your the boss im the bad boy tell me please hope to hear from you mistress adele thank you [signed]
That’s exactly the sort of thing I imagine when hearing about offers one can’t refuse.
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9 Comments
Forgive my candor here, but:
The damn idiot should have gone to school and learned how to construct a sentence. It should also know after a few seconds of viewing it, that this blog is not the place to address such requests, EVEN if the blogger is a mistress, and EVEN if she accepts absolutely illiterate clients.
The Mellaril prescription is likely to have expired with this particular patient.
Offense not taken if you decide to kill this comment, Adele. :-)
-Royce
Well, Royce, although normally I save the priviledge of insulting correspondents all for myself, your points are all good and valid. :)
LMAO…Sorry If I’ve missed something and you have become a top!
Men like this are a fine argument why men should’nt be allowed to vote.
That’s OK, Peter, I seem to have missed it myself ;)
Just one more for the book, Adele.
And while we’re at it, here’s today’s offering in MY email –
“want me to skank u”
I beg your pardon?
Erica, I swear, your correspondents are even nuttier than mine! LOL First offer of a skanking I’ve ever come across, that’s for sure.
Oh ! come on baby spank me. Waiting you if you dare or you are affaraid. If your are really Mistress waiting your reply……!
How dare you want to be a mistress ? have you spank me before. lets me taste your caning lesson.
I have approved two comments above just for the sheer entertaining idiocy of the senders. I could put them in a separate post for mocking, but they would lack context…