Comments on: When You See a Model at a Spanking Party

By: Adele Haze’s “Spanking Model Speaks” » Intricacies of Party Etiquette

Mon, 04 Sep 2006 21:29:27 +0000

[...] So, last week I posted about what you definitely shouldn’t do when you see a model at a spanking party. Such as, invade her personal space with your grubby forepaws. [...]

By: Adele

Adele — Sat, 02 Sep 2006 20:29:11 +0000

Hmm… The only remedy against people who don’t take no for an answer is to repeat it – along with the stiletto-heel-on-toes maneuvre for reinforcement. (No, I’ve never *actually* done it, but goodness, the temptation…)

By: Redhead

Redhead — Thu, 31 Aug 2006 22:29:02 +0000

OK t’other way around. What does your partner do, as happened to a friend of mine at a party, when within two minutes of entering, a well known spanking model comes up to her and announces that although he doms in the films he makes, he really is a switch. Then unfulfilled, 30 minutes later comes back and announces he’s been a naughty boy, and then the following day plies her for half an hour with an offer to go to a private room ‘to be dealt’ with?

a) Tells him this is a bidding market and his offer is wanting?
b) Tells him you’re really into blood sports
c) Tops him by delegating the task to a friend
d) Tells him to go and get a pizza
e) ?

By: Cindy

Cindy — Thu, 31 Aug 2006 13:45:45 +0000

WooHoo, extra points for me! Thank you so much Adele. (Does the happy dance)
I know everytime I see a spanking model I want to walk up to her and grab her bottom. And most of the time I do… Wait did I say that out loud? Hmmm, just ignore that last statement…
What I ment was everytime I see a spanking model I am always polite and ask her how she is doing, how her day is going, and see if she needs anything. Water, coffee, soda, maybe a snack. That is because I am so very, very nice. :)

By: Cul de Sac

Cul de Sac — Thu, 31 Aug 2006 12:02:12 +0000

The Adele situation: B.
The Niki situation: C. I would approach and whisper in her ear “I am a fan of your spankee work, is it ok if I talk to you here? If not, just tell those people I was someone you met in a party, nothing to notice.”

By: Adele

Adele — Thu, 31 Aug 2006 10:42:05 +0000

Ian – Very helpful, well done :) The next person who comes up to me and says “but IAN told me to harrass you” is going to get a whack with one of your most excellent implements. Possibly, on his head.

Cindy – you get the extra points! I hadn’t thought about the grabbing bit.

Chris – so, you think that female stalkers are fun, huh? *creepy voice* I know what you did last weekend. *normal voice* Oh, wait, you’ve posted it on your blog. ;)

By: Fireman Chris

Fireman Chris — Wed, 30 Aug 2006 21:48:21 +0000

Hmmm, stalkers of my very own? Guess it depends on whether they were of the female or the creepy male persuasion. The first could be fun, the second could result in criminal charges. ;)

By: Cindy

Cindy — Wed, 30 Aug 2006 20:26:12 +0000

I answer C to Adele’s question. And grabbing her bottom and asking if it is sore gets you extra points.

To Niki’s question the answer is also C. Announce to everyone standing near you that she is a wonderful spanking model and ask if she will show her bottom to everyone in the room while you give her a few swats… Just for fun of course.

By: Ian

Ian — Wed, 30 Aug 2006 18:15:38 +0000

Wherever you see a spanking model the thing to do is “Spank Them” don’t worry their used to it. Hope I am being helpful ladies.
Smooth Adele and without even being there.

By: Adele

Adele — Wed, 30 Aug 2006 12:49:29 +0000

Phoenix – Version E is from a special course for graduates, well done :)

Ruby – Some folks behave as though they’d never even *heard* of personal space

Bailey – I hope you’ll spy for me at future events; I bet you’re a real weirdo magnet :)

Niki, Sparkle and Mija – Hmm, I think this requires a separate post. *eg*

Chris – shhh, don’t tell anybody you get spanking models randomly appearing in your bedroom, or next time *you’ll* get stalked LOL