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Models Make the Best Neighbours
An estate agent is showing people around a house opposite, disrupting my afternoon of reviewing spanking porn in my bra-and-panties.
I’m sure the sales pitch missed the crucial part:
Back room has a direct view into the bedroom of a well-known spanking model who rarely closes her curtains. Guaranteed frequent spankings, strip shows and sex (solo, with men and women).
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Get the agent to send me the details, there’s a dear.
……and where is htis house? I’m in the market :)
So you’ve added exhibitionist to your repertoire have you sweetie? ;)
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Sky
Well, I’m sure I’ll start closing the blinds when somebody moves in opposite. Much as I prefer natural lighting for all my kinky activities…
How annoying to have to close the blinds! They have no idea what they’re missing! I hope your luck is better than mine. I would for sure get some “Ozzie and Harriet” types for neighbors (American wholesome puritans on television in the 1950’s), I hope for your sake you get more the Ozzy Ozbourne type!
Hmm… one of the kinkiest couples I know comes off as total Ozzie and Harriet types. In fact they seem so wholesome my parents wondered how I’d met them. ::G::
As to the house for sale, man would I love to be your and Mr. Haze’s neighbors.
Except for the weather — maybe you could be mine instead? I’m such the wimp when it comes to cold.
Oh, I’m dreadfully wholesome and disgustingly innocent-looking. That may be because I *am* relatively innocent. Apart from the “porn model” bit.
If you moved in opposite, Mija, we wouldn’t have to close the curtains, like, ever again! That would be soooo convenient :)
Not all Harriets would want you to keep the blinds closed…
sparkle (aka Another Harriet)