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Rants, Raves and Reviews — By Adele on 9 June, 2006 1:15 pm

Dear idiot:

When I say I don’t do paid 1-to-1 appointments, I’m not lying. I’m not trying to bring my fees up. I simply don’t do them.

Why?

I don’t feel like it. At this time the idea doesn’t make me hot, and in the scene I only do things that make me hot.

Telling me that all spanking models are supposed to do 1-to-1s is really not going to endear me to your silly ass.

Apologising and saying that you guess I’ll have to spank you now for being so rude is also not going to tempt me in the slightest.

No love,
Adele