No Pimps, Please!

Posted on September 18, 2006 · in Rants, Raves and Reviews, Scenology

The next stranger who writes to me offering an exciting project wherein he becomes my manager, or builds me a killer paysite that’s going to make us millionaires, or helps me start a spanking party business to end all other party businesses – the very next genius who does this – is going to be sworn at. I try to be reasonably nice to people in email exchanges, but this is your fair warning.
I have no interest in organising parties. I don’t want my own paysite. Least of all do I need a bloody manager who cannot spell. Or even a manager who can spell.

Today’s pimp wannabe has happily admitted that he knows nothing about the spanking industry, but he’s sure I’m going to show him the ropes. How many brain cells do you think I’m missing, mate?

The only rope I’m going to show you is the one you’re welcome to hang yourself on.

Comments

6 Responses to “No Pimps, Please!”

  1. iwasrobert on September 19th, 2006 1:04 am

    One of the highlights of leading a public life, I’m sure.

    “dont yous want yer own paysite miss? yous make lotsa money! and mebbe take your clotes off for me too…” (wink, slobber)

    Let’s think about that for a microsecond. *tick* Well that was hard, wasn’t it?

  2. Adele on September 19th, 2006 9:27 pm

    ROTFL You have to wonder what they’re *thinking*, though! Has such technique ever worked for anyone?

    Honestly…

  3. iwasrobert on September 19th, 2006 11:35 pm

    They think?? You do them too much credit, Adele.

  4. Adele on September 19th, 2006 11:40 pm

    D’oh! How naive of me :)

  5. Ian The London Tanners on September 25th, 2006 2:22 pm

    That just goes to show you how generous and caring people are. You get spanked for half the fee, thats too funny :-)

  6. Adele on September 25th, 2006 3:56 pm

    Ah, yes, they must be driven by their unending generosity!

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