Not So Tiny Kinky References

Private Life and Play, Scenology — By Adele on 10 April, 2006 7:43 pm

You know how I mentioned that the tiniest spanking references make my knees go all wobbly? And quoted G.R.R. Martin’s A Feast For Crows?

Well here’s more from the same book. The Queen Regent is dealing with her young son King Tommen via a whipping boy:

Cersei took him by the ear and dragged him squealing to the door, where she found Ser Boros Blount standing guard. “Ser Boros. His Grace has forgotten himself. Kindly escort him to his bedchamber and bring up Pate. This time I want Tommen to whip the boy himself. He is to continue until the boy is bleeding from both cheeks. If His Grace refuses, or says one word of protest, summon Qyburn and tell him to remove Pates tongue, so His Grace can learn the cost of insolence.”

Blimey.

OK, I could have done without the blood and amputations, but unless you stick to spanking porn, things are bound to go wrong.