Comments on: Poison Ivy Bondage

By: Tigerbutt

Tigerbutt — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 10:43:55 +0000

Ah-ha! So thats what they hate! Cardinal Fang!, show her the implements…

By: Niki Flynn

Niki Flynn — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 07:45:15 +0000

It’s well known that witches cannot eat chocolate, for a start. Or banoffee pie. And they REALLY hate having their feet massaged.

By: Tigerbutt

Tigerbutt — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 00:47:31 +0000

What method might that be, Niki?

By: Lancisto

Lancisto — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 19:13:44 +0000

Is that you lowering the stakes again, Niki?

;)

By: Niki Flynn

Niki Flynn — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 08:23:52 +0000

There are far more effective ways to deal with witches than by burning them.

By: Tigerbutt

Tigerbutt — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 03:35:00 +0000

Ivar – Your advisement is well received. I won’t be rolling in poison ivy if I see it, and will not use it to burn witches!

By: Ivar

Ivar — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 02:54:50 +0000

Tigerbutt – When I was younger I was also immune, until I discovered I wasn’t any longer. Not a happy day. But not as unhappy as it was for a friend of mine, who managed to get a miniscule smear of the oil on his arm. A week later he was receiving the same treatments as third-degree burn victims.

Oh, go ahead and burn all the witches you want, but for the love of gawd don’t burn the poison ivy! It’s unimaginable what the smoke will do to your lungs.

By: Tigerbutt

Tigerbutt — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 07:17:16 +0000

(Once again) “We have found a wiitch, may we burn her?…”

By: Niki Flynn

Niki Flynn — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 20:33:21 +0000

Always good to fill your experts list with kinkos! Thanks for the tip, Prefect. I’ll definitely steer clear of that one. I always wanted a poison garden with deadly nightshade and belladonna and mandrake root – all those great witchy plants. But they don’t look as impressive as they sound.

By: Spankedhortic

Spankedhortic — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 18:30:14 +0000

You want to see a poisonous plants for idiots, try Ruta graveolins (common rue). Sap on skin + sunlight = skin that looks the same as someone that didn’t get away from Chernobyl fast enough, yet this stuff is still sold as an ornamental plant in garden centers. It is known to be poisonous to the point that it can cause pregnant women to miscarriage but morons still write recipes with this stuff in it. Over 80% of the worlds population are allergic to this stuff but it is still used in alternative medicines. Why go grubbing around in the woods for your poisonous plants when you can get them from “Happy Jo’s Gardens” down the road and buy a recipe book on how to ingest your favorite pain plant while your there.

Ah! that was a bit of a plant rant, wasn’t it, er sorry.

Prefectdt