Comments on: Professor Lupin, You Devil!

By: Trip

Trip — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 03:53:54 +0000

My favorite scene, both for bad sex, bad writing, and comedy, is from Sades’s “Julliette.” (Julliette, almost as much as Clairwil, are heroines of mine). Early on in the book, a young Julliette, her female parts totally wrapped as if she were a mummy is anally deflowered by an archbishop while a stern black clad woman looks on as a housekeeper “flogs the apostolic posterior.” Unfortunately, this has never left my mind.

By: Tigerbutt

Tigerbutt — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 09:25:27 +0000

Not really enough pustules to be Vogon, but tentacles? Hubba-hubba!

By: Niki Flynn

Niki Flynn — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 08:16:03 +0000

Vogon poetry – LOL That or it’s from alt.sex.cthulhu. O glorious tentacles! Thy non-Euclidian geometry traps me between thy tusks…

By: Niki Flynn

Niki Flynn — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 08:14:14 +0000

I think the last line is pretty inspired, actually. What a fantastic image! The rest is rather… um, clueless… but hey, it certainly ain’t boring.

By: Smallhanded

Smallhanded — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 02:09:11 +0000

Ye gods, the first paragraph of Chrsitopher Rush’s Free Will (on the shortlist you linked) almost reads like Vogon poetry…