Sexual Elite?

Misc Perversions — By on 15 June, 2006 7:48 pm

The cover of this month’s “Marie Claire” advertises an article of “infiltrating Britain’s sexual elite”.

I’m terribly curious as to who they mean. Top-charging escorts? Most frequently booked porn stars? Most profiligate amateurs?

How *do* you measure status in relation to sex?

Maybe it’s the contrary, and you get to be a member of sexual elite if you’re choosy to the point of being almost completely celibate. Or if you sleep with somebody who rejects all other suitors.

Women’s magazines crack me up.

2 Comments

  1. Mr Haze says:
    15 June, 2006 at 9:56 pm

    Did I forget to tell you about that journalist who was writing an article about me?

  2. Niki Flynn says:
    16 June, 2006 at 8:38 am

    No, Mr. Haze, I told you – that article is about Britain’s sexual *elute* – those who are washed out with solvents.

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