Shagging Pixel People

Misc Perversions — By Adele on 26 May, 2006 11:31 pm

A while ago, in my post Spanking Pixel People I complained that there was no spanking action in the Sims. And what do I find surfing the web today?

Apparently, there’s a new game about to come out called Naughty America, wherein there’s a sex option. That is, where the Sims get under the covers and wriggle a lot, the characters in this new game don’t have any covers on their beds. They just have sex.

The only downside to this wealth of pixel pornography is that it seems to be an online multiplayer RPG, so in order to make the funny little figures jump into bed you need to:

a) identify with one of them
b) find another character you want your character to jump into bed with

Is it illustrated cybering, or what?
If there’s a version where you can create several cartoon people and make them screw each other, rather than becoming a cartoon person myself, I might just have a go.

(Naughty America, though? Is the rest of the world not supposed to participate, or something?)