Spankable Names: Choosing a Screen Name
Private Life and Play, Scenology — By Adele on 23 February, 2006 9:23 amI don’t think I’ll surprise anyone by saying that I’m not really called Adele Haze. I’m sure there are people who act under their real names. In fact, some people’s real names sound like porn nicks to start with (the founder of Kenwood, Mr. Kenneth Wood, comes to mind).
Anyway, for me changing the name before I go into a scene is like changing a costume: it puts me in the right mood. I like changes; they keep me fresh. In fact, I’ve been Adele Haze for long enough that I’m beginning to think how much fun it would be to change it to something completely new and off-the-wall, but that would be a marketing nightmare, therefore I won’t.
When I was negotiating my first shoot with Lucy, she helpfully sent me a long list of names that were already used in the British commercial scene. I wish I still had it: it read like cheerleaders’ roll-call. There are names, you know, that seem to carry a spankable air; you see them often in spanking stories: Mandy, Amy, Kayla, Chrissie, Megan, Jessie, Melissa – I bet you have an image in front of your dirty mind’s eyes of what each girl would be like, what she would wear, what implements would have to be used. That list Lucy sent me was like that: an A4 page of pure spanking poetry. Whether the girls on it are anything like I’d imagined is quite beside the point.
In any event, some of the names I would have picked off the top of my head were already taken, so I decided to stop going by the sound and instead to pick something that had significance for me.
Adele is for the little girl in “Jane Eyre”, Mr. Rochester’s charge; I used to imagine that with his sort of temper he might not have been completely above using the birch to deal with the little brat – and a brat she definitely was. As for Haze – it is for Dolores Haze, and I shall say no more.
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I was desperately hunting for that original list I sent you hon but alas I can’t find it. However, and this is off the top of my head so apologies if I have missed anyone out, this is the current “Cheerleader Rollcall” for girls!
Adele
Alex
Amber
Amy
Barbie
Brandi
Bunny
CJ
Carla
Casey
Chloe
Christina
Donna
Dublin
Elizabeth
Ellie
Emma
Emma-Jay
Emma-Louise
Frankie
Gayenor
Georgie
Gina
Hannah
Hayley
Iris
Isabella
Jade
Jadie
Jamie-Lee
Janna
Jay
Jean
Jennifer
Jessica
Jo
Joanne
Josie
Julie
Juliet
Kara Jayne
Katie
Kathy
Kimberley
Kirstyn
Krystal
Lee
Leia
Leia-Ann
Lesley
Lisa
Liz
Louise
Lucy
Lynn
Mandy
Marie
Mel
Melissa
Michelle
Miranda
Monica
Morgan
Natalie
Natasha
Natasha-Louise
Nicola
Niki
Nikki
Nina
Patrina
Petra
Poppy
Rachel
Rhiannon
Rosaleen
Sabrina
Sally
Sam
Samantha
Samantha-Ellen
Sara
Sarah
Shanelle
Sharon
Sierra
Stephanie
Sue
Tanya
Tara
Tess
Therese
Vixen
Yasmin
Yvonne
Zena
heh, it really rather does look like a rollcall for cheerleaders after all!
Thanks for that, babe. My God, but you know a lot of girls off the top of your head. :-O
I would that it was possible to put all these girls in one video. Something about cheerleaders, perhaps. *g*
heh! That would be LOTS of fun but a horrific directorial nightmare – and can you imagine the cost?! Ah if I were a millionaire my artistic output wouldn’t be so limited!
To be honest, even if I were a millionaire, I’d be wary of making *anything* with so many primadonnas in the room, each wanting to be The Star. *g*
(Obviously, *I’d* have to be the star. I mean, being a millionaire, and everything, one expects things like this.)