Spanking Holiday Snaps

Posted on August 31, 2007 · in Pictures, Private Life and Play

Some pictures from my adventures on holiday recently. They are much more demure than I’d have liked, but every time I made to drop my jeans, other tourists showed up. Damn.

Going ’round a dockyard, I was summoned to see the ship’s Captain on the bridge:

Summoned to the bridge to see the Captain

He didn’t seem to believe me that whatever he’d heard I’d done wrong, wasn’t my fault. I was ordered to kneel on his hair and hold on to its back.

Bent over the Captain's chair

Luckily, he hadn’t thought to borrow a birch from the local police museum. Fancy them keeping a fully operational birch there. “In case of emergency break glass”, perhaps?

The police museum has a birch

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11 Responses to “Spanking Holiday Snaps”

  1. Tigerbutt on September 1st, 2007 12:20 pm

    Surely there must be a suitable ropes end on board! A jelly fish tentacle leaves a painful stripe. There is an episode of the Simpsons where a paddle is behind glass with the “in case of emergency” lable. Principle Skinner was struggling with himself not to break the glass. I’d have had you hauled down to stearage and chained next to the propshaft like in the movie “Papion”.:)

  2. storynattie on September 2nd, 2007 4:10 am

    Thanks for sharing those pictures. A birch in a police museum? That does set the mind to spinning fantasies, for sure!

  3. Steve on September 2nd, 2007 10:17 am

    Is that HMS Cavalier? Just curious.

    I’ve heard that Navy POs have a good selection of ‘get your hair cut’ lines, but I’ve never heard of being told to kneel on someones hair!

  4. Jujubees on September 2nd, 2007 9:00 pm

    Very cute pics Adele, thank you for sharing them. It looks as though you had a nice time.

  5. RichT on September 3rd, 2007 1:11 am

    Too bad they didn’t have a nice cannon for you to bend over.

  6. Natty on September 3rd, 2007 7:12 am

    Omg, Tigerbutt, I love that episode! I’ve always wanted make a list of all the spanking references in the Simpson. Or even better, read a list someone else has already put together. ;-)

    Adorable pics of a most adorable spanking model. Nice to see you and Mr. Haze got some kinky touring in during your holiday. :D

  7. BareSpanker on September 3rd, 2007 4:47 pm

    Thanks for the pics! Your spankable-ness knows know bounds..

  8. Tigerbutt on September 3rd, 2007 8:36 pm

    RichT – If you are refering to the practice of “kissing the gunners daughter” I must say that there is much confusiion about this and I feel like it is my devine calling to straighten this out once and for all; The gunners daughter is a highly polished flat peice of metal on the breech (backside) of an artillary piece (cannon) to which an aiming device such as a gunners quadrant is butted (placed) momentarily just before firing. An unfortunate midshipman-cadet, cabin or drummer boy sentenced to kissing the gunners daughter was compelled to straddle (not bend over) the piece while held or tied in place, having to endure the extreme heat or cold of a large mass of iron, bronse or brass on his bare genitalia. Before each stroke of the paddle, whip, cane or ropes-end he was further compelled to bend his head forward to “kiss the gunners daughter”. I hate to be such a stickler for propriety but some things must be pointed out for the common good. I’d like to see Adele, Niki or some other unfortunate (fortunate?) “volunteer” treated in this manner if for no other reason than for “old times sake”. There are plenty of unemployed cannons lying around, lets get the cameras rolling and then get crackin”! LOL :)

  9. Adele on September 3rd, 2007 10:15 pm

    Thanks for the nice comments, folks!

    Steve – Yup, that’s Cavalier alright. How did you know? :)

    RichT and Tigerbutt – well, there was this missile launcher… but it was nearly vertical. I didn’t think it would do. *g*

  10. Steve on September 4th, 2007 5:17 pm

    I once got to look around the ship while it was still in commission. I’ve never been on board since it was opened to the public, though.
    You were probably right to leave your jeans on for those photos. Baring a bottom in a Royal Dockyard must be a flogging offence at least.

  11. Gary on September 5th, 2007 5:18 pm

    Steve:

    “Baring a bottom in a Royal Dockyard must be a flogging offence at least.”

    Hilarious! Thanks for the laugh!

    Gary

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