Spanking as an Act of Kindness to Models

Posted on July 11, 2006 · in Filming, Scenology

From time to time I find myself clicking through Mr. Haze’s collection of vanilla porn. And from time to time I see those vanilla model babes get their butts smacked in the midst of all the other slippery, slidey, groaney action. Apparently, sometimes there’s a very good practical reason for that:

Light spanking may be a cliche in adult movies, but when Alexei gave his wife, Yulia, a mid-coital swat on the rear at a woodsy campsite on a recent evening, he was just being helpful. The mosquitoes, after all, are brutal at the fenced-in cluster of cabins just off the highway to Ryazan, where the married couple was copulating on patchy terrain.

(Taken from an otherwise vanilla article
on Asian Sex Gazette)

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5 Responses to “Spanking as an Act of Kindness to Models”

  1. Lancisto on July 12th, 2006 12:05 am

    I do recall discovering that mozzies are attracted to blood by the simple act of drawing a lot of it to the surface of my then girlie’s derriere’s dermis via the magic of an outdoor spanking and watching the blood sucking beasties descend. She didn’t seem to appreciate sharing the moment with other life forms, but nor did she appreciate my efforts to swat the nibblin’ wee horrors with the tawse. Fussy soul, so she was.

  2. Adele on July 12th, 2006 11:50 am

    Aw, Lancs, you sounded so adorably Scottish just now :)

  3. Lancisto on July 12th, 2006 5:56 pm

    Well, I am adorable and I am Scottish – so it had to happen sooner or later.

  4. Bailey on July 12th, 2006 6:13 pm

    Lancisto,

    You never write, you never call, you never send me flowers! Send some of your adorableness my way once in a while. Sheesh. *stamps foot*

  5. Lancisto on July 12th, 2006 11:06 pm

    Don’t pout, Bailey.

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