Spanking on Big Brother, apparently
Scenology — By Adele on 1 August, 2007 10:44 pmNatty reports that one of the current inhabitants of the Channel 4 “Big Brother” house has quite openly admitted to the fact that his sexuality centres entirely around spanking.
What say you, Big Brother-watching munchkins, is this guy Jonty a worthy representative of the spanko tribe, or should we all vote him out pronto, so that he doesn’t embarrass us before all the vanillas?
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I’m not sure about Jonty yet. Definitely an attention getter! Part of me wants him to stay so that we might see some spanking action, and part of me wants him to leave since he is just so strange! I think we need to give him a little bit of a chance to prove himself.
Oh no, a spanking on Big Brother! That’s got to signal the decline of our civilization. Wait a minute… Big Brother in itself signals the decline of civilization already!
No vacuous reality TV for this snooty philosopher, thank you. *hides from angry mob of Big Brother fans*
Leigh; I’m glad we have a bonafide spanko on board to actuallly watch this drivel. Perhaps you can summarize this and actually husk the corn down to the cobb as to what they are diverting our attention. Thank you for watching it as my stomach is far too weak.
Ludwig; The decline of our “civilization” was heralded by the invention of “the slinky” and nothing will ever be the same. Don’t worry, the angry mob will soon enough be at your windmill with their torches.
Every one else; never comment when its 5:30 AM and you’ve had as many vodka and tonics as I have!