Spanking Pixel People

Posted on February 21, 2006 · in Private Life and Play

Here’s a test question for you: why isn’t it possible to spank your Sims? Why? The action should be as easy to write as any of the other things they do, like dancing, cuddling, fighting, whatever. I’d pay good money for kinky Sims.I build these huge communities, complicated families, come up with names and biographies, I’ve got straight Sims, gay Sims, poly Sims, one girl-to-boy TG Sim (although nobody knows this about her *g*), but their actions are so vanilla. Oh, the boring vanilla lives of artificial people.

Why isn’t there a “prostitution” carreer track? I know that demanding a pro-spankee carreer is pushing it, because most people haven’t heard of us, but escorts are everywhere. Why not in the Sims? (I bet I know why. I bet it’s because selling sex is illegal in the States. Well, that justifies having pro-spankees, then, or at least pro-dommes, seeing as they are more prevalent in the public psyche.)

I want somebody to make a new game. I even have a name for it: “UnwholeSims”. Pretty cool, no?

Comments

5 Responses to “Spanking Pixel People”

  1. Sierra Salem on February 24th, 2006 1:07 pm

    Ahhh that would be awesome!!!

    – Sierra Salem

  2. georg on March 6th, 2006 12:37 am

    a romance-sim who wants sex with 25 different sims could be some sort of ‘escort’?

  3. Adele on March 6th, 2006 6:37 pm

    Indeed; all that would need to be sorted out is adequate payment for their hard work!

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