The Art of Correspondence

Posted on April 4, 2007 · in Rants, Raves and Reviews

Today’s example of genius of online communication has been generously donated by Lucy McLean.

It comes in two parts. The first letter – in its entirety – said:

am at address_removed@domain.com.au

Not sure what response he was looking for. “Good for you?” “How fascinating?” “Won’t you please come over from Australia and smack my bottom?” Hmm.

The second letter said (and again, I quote it whole):

Talk to me.

Charming, isn’t it?

I got a few good ones last week too, but Lucy’s crop has outshone them all.

Comments

7 Responses to “The Art of Correspondence”

  1. Niki Flynn on April 5th, 2007 8:42 am

    Now, there’s a good idea: a “spanking model fan mail” bulletin board. You and I certainly get our share of kooky correspondence and I know others do too. But I’d love to see some of the other girls’ gems.

  2. Lucy McLean on April 5th, 2007 7:12 pm

    Lets go for it girls! I only wish I’d kept them all over the last 7 years but I do have some archives I can go through!

  3. Erica on April 5th, 2007 7:30 pm

    Oh yes yes yes! You guys KNOW I can contribute, lots, and so can several other ladies. :-D

  4. Niki Flynn on April 5th, 2007 11:19 pm

    So let’s see ‘em, ladies!

  5. Adele on April 6th, 2007 1:42 am

    As you can imagine, I’m all in favour of such a collection. :) If anybody cares to send me their gems, I can always post them!

  6. Erica on April 6th, 2007 11:14 pm

    Today’s offering, from a 21-year-old:

    “damn ur a naughty older woman but i love it”

    Thank you. Yes, I’m very naughty — I’ve been known to put Ex-Lax in the hot cocoa we have every night here at the old folks’ home. Write me again after you start shaving.

  7. Adele on April 6th, 2007 11:15 pm

    *groans* Ooooh, Erica, that was a particularly bad one! *wipes away tears*

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