The Great Underwear Paradox

Pornographers vs Audience, Spanking Internet — By Adele on 27 February, 2006 9:48 am

I went blog-surfing last night, and found this lovely woman by the name of Tasty Trixie. Her sites are shockingly sexual (um, yeah, that’s the idea… she makes vanilla porn), but the blog is so delightful that I read it despite it being not my kind of smut at all. (I love a good rant, I do, and she’s excellent at ranting.)

However, digging through her archives, I found something that relates to what I do, as well. Here’s a post where she recounts a conversation with a certain pea-brain:

I wore one of my favorite pairs of underwear: white cotton brief panties edged with red lace and a tiny red satin bow. Some guy in the chatroom named “Camron” kept remarking on them, suggesting, “you should invest in a thong” and “need to lose the granny panties”. If I had time to properly school him, I’d have let him know the following:

#1) I only change my attire for people who pay me by the minute to field their personal requests.

#2) If I am wearing a certain pair of panties during a show, chances are it’s because I like them and find them sexy myself which means that if he isn’t paying me by the minute, I couldn’t care less what his personal preference is, because mine is all that matters.

#3) INVEST in a thong? As though because during one hour of one day of one week of one month I am wearing one pair of underwear, it must mean I do not posess any others; very stupid assumption.

#4) Let’s pretend I don’t own a thong: if there is an article of clothing I do not own but someone wants me to wear, the appropriate thing to do is to ask for my mailing address so he can send me whatever it is.

#5) Anyone who doesn’t appreciate the appeal of modest white cotton panties probably will not appreciate me, my site, my shows, or most of what I have to offer. White cotton panties rock my fucking world. I’m sure there are people I have much in common with who could care less about white cotton panties, but anyone who would ADVERTISE that while I’m wearing them, stupidly assuming I could only be wearing them out of a lack of options or ignorance regarding what is “sexy”, is himself mentally incompetent and has really really really bad taste.

Funny she should mention it. Because on spanking sites, whenever there’s a hint of a thong, somebody will pipe up and bitch about girls not wearing “proper panties”. Because for many spanko men thongs are just wrong: a bottom must be covered to start with, and then gradually uncovered to the point of being bare. A thong makes them miss out on one full stage of undressing, so when one appears in a film for one reason or another, there is always much complaining going on.

Maybe we should swap audiences with Trixie?

After reading the quoted rant, I think it’s criminal that I can’t charge separately for filming requests. I could be rich overnight just from riding on the wave of lovers of tights! (Or, more likely, not. But maybe the producers could. As it is, they just harvest requests and treat them as inspiration, which is also not too bad, but not as nice as money.)

Tags: panties, Tasty Trixie