The Japanese care about your spanked bottom

Scenology — By Adele on 19 June, 2007 10:31 pm

Dear Japanese people,

I’m so sorry. Up until now I’d assumed that, as a nation, you were not very interested in spanking. I thought you were all about pretty rope work, and cosplay, stuff like that. Maybe tentacles as well. But not really spanking.

Obviously, I was grievously wrong.

Because if you didn’t care about spanking, you wouldn’t have invented a USB-powered bum-cooling cushion.

I’m really sorry for doubting you; now I know that you’re first-class perverts after all, just like the rest of us. Good for you.
Much love,
Adele

(P.S. Thanks to Lucy McLean for sending me the link.)