Throw Us a Spanking Party

Posted on January 25, 2007 · in Parties, Scenology

I’ve started getting a strange kind of emails, which goes something like this:

“I love the sound of your spanking party. I live in X country, and we don’t have any spanking parties here. Do you think you can come and organise some for us?” (The X country being usually somewhere it would take at least 6 hours to fly from the UK.)

That’s right: Adele = the amazing travelling one-woman spanking-event-organising outfit.

This wouldn’t be so peculiar if I hadn’t received my third such email today.

For the record: I don’t organise parties even in places I can walk to. I can barely organise myself, never mind finding venues, advertising, attracting enough girls to make it worthwhile, preparing food, and doing all the other things I don’t even know are involved in successful running of a spanking party.

Instead, I show up and get spanked. It’s much better this way for all involved, trust me.

Comments

4 Responses to “Throw Us a Spanking Party”

  1. Niki Flynn on January 25th, 2007 9:50 pm

    You found me – and indeed the boy swans in London. I imagine if they’d wanted to spank you (or be spanked even?) you’d have been first in line to organize it.

  2. Adele on January 25th, 2007 9:51 pm

    Well, maybe – if they brought their own food. ;)

  3. jujubees on January 27th, 2007 7:00 pm

    *LMAO*

  4. Ruby Redd on January 28th, 2007 1:53 am

    You could just drop by my apartment…I don’t suggest walking all the way to Florida, though…but I’d make some nice appetizers and pour drinks…

    Ruby

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